tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6488587521920132062024-03-13T11:29:20.389-05:00BRANDI WHYNE: Adventurous Space PirateThis is the blog of fictional character Brandi Whyne, a most adverturous and erotic young woman. Adults only, please.Cindy A. Matthewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12724627097783524710noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648858752192013206.post-64199784264714759992017-08-29T22:56:00.000-05:002017-08-30T14:53:39.411-05:00Free Book--Brandi Whyne 1: Captured by Space Pirates!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<b><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">I know how much people like free books, so check this one out... Brandi Whyne Chapter 1 is now absolutely FREE!</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /> In Captured by Space Pirates! we meet our heroine, the strong-willed, hot-blooded Brandi Whyne. Brandi is a comely lass orphaned at a young age. Now twenty-two and working as a barmaid in hellhole spaceport, Brandi finds her virginity threatened. That is, until a tall, mysterious stranger waltzes into the bar and rescues her. To Brandi’s delight her rescuer turns out to be none other than the wickedly handsome Robin Manhood, wanted space pirate and captain of the Pulsating Purple Parsnip. Brandi decides to join Robin’s crew of sexual deviants and freedom fighters in their quest to provide the galaxy with an endless supply of cheap adult toys and even cheaper laughter.</span></b><br />
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<b><i> </i> <span style="font-size: large;"><i><a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/Brandi-Strikes-Back/" target="_blank">Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures: Chapter 10 -- </a></i></span></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b><b><b><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b>What do you get when <i>Star Wars</i> meets Sherwood Forest?
Mix in a little <i>Fanny Hill </i>and <i>The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy</i>
and you get <i>Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures (with Robin
Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates)</i>. With a series title that
long, <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null" name="Editing"></a><a href="https://www.blogger.com/null" name="_GoBack"></a>you know it’s going to be
filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!</b></span></b> </b><br />
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<b>As Chapter 10 opens, Brandi must find a way to disable her android
replicas on Old Terra to prevent the interdimensional bandits from
invading the universe. But the Pulsating Purple Parsnip is temporarily
grounded. What can they do? Hijacking a spaceship and commanding her own
crew of androids, Brandi strikes back the only way she knows how, using
her wits and sexuality. Will Brandi and Robin survive the battle to
discover their own happily ever after?</b><br />
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<b>An excerpt from <span style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><i>Brandi Strikes Back</i> (Adults only!) is on my <a href="http://celinesdreams.blogspot.com/2015/12/brandi-strikes-back-excerpt.html" target="_blank">Celine's Dreams blog</a>.</span></b><br />
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<b><a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/Brandi-Strikes-Back/" target="_blank"><i>Brandi Strikes Back</i></a> is available from eXtasy Books, Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and wherever fine ebooks are sold. </b><br />
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<a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/To-Lay-the-Dirty-Queen/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span></a><a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/To-Lay-the-Dirty-Queen/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Chapter 9</b></span></a><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/To-Lay-the-Dirty-Queen/" target="_blank"><i>: To Lay the Dirty Queen</i></a></b></span><br />
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<b>As Chapter 9 opens, Brandi finds herself at the hands of dirty Queen
Broomhilda and a dozen horny ladies-in-waiting. After a bit of fun, she
escapes and discovers renegade Prince Juanito has been creating android
replicas of King Ricardo’s court. Will these mechanoid sex workers
overthrow the monarch, or do they play only a small part in a much
grander scheme devised by Robin’s evil ex, Marian? Can Brandi defeat an
army of her own android clones?</b><br />
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<b>An excerpt from <span style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><i>To Lay the Dirty Queen</i> (Adults only!) is on my <a href="http://celinesdreams.blogspot.com/2015/11/my-sexy-saturday-excerpt-from-brandi.html" target="_blank">Celine's Dreams blog</a>.</span></b><br />
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<b><a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/To-Lay-the-Dirty-Queen/" target="_blank"><i>To Lay the Dirty Queen</i></a> is available from eXtasy Books, Amazon, and wherever fine ebooks are sold. </b><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b><span style="color: black;">In Chapter 8, the space pirates
long to discover what K.R.A.P.P. and the android Marian are up to, but first,
Brandi needs to discipline Willie for fibbing about his past. A little
demonstration and another great orgy later, the </span><i>Triple P</i><span style="color: black;"> arrives at Old Terra </span><span style="color: black;">and comes under
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/Brandi-Courts-Disaster" target="_blank"><b><i>Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures</i>: Chapter 8--<i>Brandi Courts Disaster </i></b></a></span></span></div>
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<b><span style="color: black;">You can purchase chapters 1 - 10 at eXtasy Books, Amazon, or wherever fine e-books are sold! Click this link for the best price:</span></b><a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: small;"><b> Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures</b></span></a></span></b><span class="st_twitter_large" displaytext="Tweet"></span><span class="st_facebook_large" displaytext="Facebook"></span><span class="st_ybuzz_large" displaytext="Yahoo! Buzz"></span><span class="st_gbuzz_large" displaytext="Google Buzz"></span><span class="st_email_large" displaytext="Email"></span><span class="st_sharethis_large" displaytext="ShareThis"></span>Cindy A. Matthewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12724627097783524710noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648858752192013206.post-68054101836171491172015-12-02T20:43:00.001-06:002015-12-02T20:52:43.255-06:00Is this it? The Final Chapter in Brandi's Memoirs?<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>This is it... The tenth and final chapter in my memoirs, <i>Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures. </i>I know I'd like these stories to go on and on and on and on, but my ghostwriter has moved on to writing other things, and the publisher isn't acting all that enthusiastic, either. If you'd like to read more about my exciting life, please let her know at celinechatillon @ hotmail.com and maybe we'll get her back on track, eh?</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>Until then, yours always--</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>Brandi</b></span><br />
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<b><i> </i> <span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><i><a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/Brandi-Strikes-Back/" target="_blank">Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures: </a></i><a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/Brandi-Strikes-Back/" target="_blank">Chapter 10 -- </a></span></span></b><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: medium;"><i><a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/Brandi-Strikes-Back/" target="_blank">Brandi Strikes Back</a></i></span></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b> <a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/Brandi-Strikes-Back/">http://www.extasybooks.com/Brandi-Strikes-Back/</a></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>As Chapter 10 opens, Brandi must find a way to disable her android
replicas on Old Terra to prevent the interdimensional bandits from
invading the universe. But the Pulsating Purple Parsnip is temporarily
grounded. What can they do? Hijacking a spaceship and commanding her own
crew of androids, Brandi strikes back the only way she knows how, using
her wits and sexuality. Will Brandi and Robin survive the battle to
discover their own happily ever after?</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>An excerpt from Chapter 10 – <span style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><i>Brandi Strikes Back</i> (Adults only!)</span></b></span></div>
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erection between my android’s lips and I—my replica, that is—began to suck
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>“It’s what a large majority of females indicated in a survey
was their favorite flavor, so why not?” Juanito seemed to have withdrawn his
consciousness from his ass-fucking friend and moved over to the Robin receiving
my tongue’s attention to his dick. “Now that’s what I call a blow job. Oo, oo!
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Before I knew it, I felt my duplicate lifted and shifted
into a new position to accommodate a Robin replica’s member in my cunt. I
eagerly impaled my replica’s pussy upon the waiting cock and wasn’t
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“Keep up the good work, boys,” I mumbled between licks of
the luscious dick dangling in front of my android’s face. The ass and cunt
fuckers kept up a steady and powerful rhythm, spiraling their strokes hard
against my clit. I teetered on the edge of a monstrous orgasm. Then I felt my
real-world partner moving his hands from cupping my buttocks to finagling with
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“Something I haven’t tried before—I’m going to take in the
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I knew what was going to happen next. After all, Juanito
only wanted a quickie, but I was determined to enjoy my full share of pleasure.
I rocked my hips hard against the cocks thrusting into me and tightened my
pelvic muscles. I pulled the dick between my lips deeper still into
my—her—throat and activated a sub-routine called <span style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">the vacuum</span> that popped up in front of my android’s viewing area.
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The taste of chocolate-mint filled my mouth—gallons of it,
or so it seemed. I felt the prince’s puny pecker stiffen and shake within me as
my android enjoyed the no-so-tender ministrations of the three Robins’ cocks’
intense vibrations. Their pussy and ass pounding triggered a series of
mind-expanding climaxes that built and waned and built and waned, going on for
what felt like forever. With one last hard thrust to my cunt and a
tonsil-tickling kiss of thanks from one of my satisfied customers, I collapsed
to the ground and the world went dark.<br />
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<a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/To-Lay-the-Dirty-Queen/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: large;"><b> <i>Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly </i></b></span></a><br />
<a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/To-Lay-the-Dirty-Queen/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Erotic Adventures: </i>Chapter 9</b></span></a><br />
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<b>As Chapter 9 opens, Brandi finds herself at the hands of dirty Queen
Broomhilda and a dozen horny ladies-in-waiting. After a bit of fun, she
escapes and discovers renegade Prince Juanito has been creating android
replicas of King Ricardo’s court. Will these mechanoid sex workers
overthrow the monarch, or do they play only a small part in a much
grander scheme devised by Robin’s evil ex, Marian? Can Brandi defeat an
army of her own android clones?</b><br />
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<b><a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/To-Lay-the-Dirty-Queen/" target="_blank"><i>To Lay the Dirty Queen</i></a> is available from eXtasy Books, Amazon, All Romance ebooks, and wherever fine ebooks are sold. </b><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“Allow me to help
you.” My curvy wanton picked up a wash mitt and poured a drop of bath gel onto
it, then leaned over the side and began soaping my breasts in slow, circular
motions, inwardly spiraling toward my pert nipples. “It’s the least I can do
for all the fun you showed us this evening.”</b></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b>I sighed. “Thanks. You girls don’t have a good time every
night?”</b></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b>
</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b>She made a sad pout. “Most nights, no. The queen kicks us
out of her bedchamber whenever she has <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">company</i>.
Our personal quarters are rather small, so we can’t get up to much <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">activity</i>.”</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b>These women weren’t flesh and blood, so why did they even
need private quarters? Couldn’t they just all line up in a closet and switch
off when they weren’t needed? An odd notion occurred to me. I sensed that my
sexy hostesses didn’t realize they were synthetic creations. Did they not know
they were androids?</b></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b>
</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b>“I’m so sorry to hear you all don’t have much time for fun.”
My sympathy was genuine, and my curiosity goaded me to keep questioning her.
“What is your name, my dear? Where are you from?”</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b>Her expression instantly lit up. “I’m Chelsie. I’m
originally from a small town two hours south of the capital by the bullet
train.” She plunged the mink-like mitt between my thighs and gave it a swirl
about my clitoris. I jumped up and squealed, then gave her a quick peck on the
cheek for her cheekiness. She giggled. “I like you, Brandi.”</b></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b>“I like you, too, Chelsie. You seem an honest, sensible,
young lady.” And one that didn’t seem to know that she wasn’t human. Or was it
an act? I was about to question her some more when we were interrupted by my
cinnamon-skinned lover who had been observing us from across the way for some
time.</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b>“Sensible isn’t the word I’d use to describe Miss Chelsie,”
the exotic beauty murmured. She struck a daring pose, hands on slender hips,
her naked pelvis thrust forward revealing her shaven pussy, her rosy-brown
nipples pointing straight ahead, mesmerizing me.</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b>I took a deep breath to calm my over-stimulated nerves,
currently being stimulated nicely by Chelsie’s digits. “Ooo, if she’s not
sensible, how would you describe Chelsie, then?”<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></b></span></div>
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</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b>“I’d describe Chelsie as curious and ready to shag at a
moment’s notice.” Cinnamon strode toward the tub and shook her head. “Oh, no,
no, no. You can’t get her cleaned properly that way. Let’s get Brandi into the
shower booth. You take one side. I’ll take the other.”</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b>Chelsie giggled. “Oh, yes, please.”</b></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b>
</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b>Sometimes I don’t know what gets into me—well, that’s not
exactly true. Huge strap-ons and men’s cocks get into me frequently, but
sometimes girls just want to have fun…with each other in a shower. </b></span><br />
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<b>What do you get when <i>Star Wars</i> meets Sherwood Forest?
Mix in a little <i>Fanny Hill </i>and <i>The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy</i>
and you get <i>Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures (with Robin
Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates)</i>. With a series title that
long, <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null" name="Editing"></a><a href="https://www.blogger.com/null" name="_GoBack"></a>you know it’s going to be
filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!</b></div>
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<b><span style="color: black;">In Chapter 8, the space pirates
long to discover what K.R.A.P.P. and the android Marian are up to, but first,
Brandi needs to discipline Willie for fibbing about his past. A little
demonstration and another great orgy later, the </span><i>Triple P</i><span style="color: black;"> arrives at <span style="font-size: small;">Old Terra</span></span><span style="color: black;"> and comes under
attack. Can Brandi and company out-prank a prankster, survive a crash landing,
and pull the plug on henpecked King Ricardo’s evil queen before it’s too late?</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: black;">You can purchase chapters 1 - 7 at eXtasy Books, Amazon and wherever fine e-books are sold! Click this link for the best price:</span></b><a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: small;"><b> Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures</b></span></a><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><b><i>An excerpt from Brandi Courts Disaster--where Brandi must "discipline" Scarlett Willie and Captain Robin Manhood.</i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><b><span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">What could I to do
with these two horny superior officers standing before me? They needed to be
taught the ways of etiquette and how to treat a lady.</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><b><span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">Of course, born of
humble birth, I was no lady. But I was <i>all woman</i>, deserving nothing less
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">“On your knees, you
scurvy dogs. Now!” I grabbed the short whip off the podium, the one my teacher
and lover Zelda had bestowed upon me before she left the <i>Triple P. I</i>
gave the whip a good crack near their ears. They did as they were told. The
crowd hushed and leaned forward, drooling with expectation.</span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">“Be careful with
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">I strolled toward
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">Willie flinched,
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">I turned to Robin
and noticed his serious expression and rigid posture. “Captain, you have
assumed the correct position and seem ready to accept your discipline. Is that
correct?”</span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">“Aye, aye, Madam
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">I leaned closer to
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">That seemed to
catch him off guard. He raised a dark eyebrow. </span><span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic;"></span>“Suspicious? Why,
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I took my nipples, which pointed through the
thin silk of my poet’s shirt, and slowly rubbed them against his back. I was
satisfied to hear his breathing increase in expectation. “You wish to
demonstrate the wisdom in following orders and in not contradicting the officer
in charge,” I murmured.</span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">He nodded.
“Exactly.”</span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">I quickly removed
my shirt and tossed it aside, allowing my cut-out lace bra to force my bared
breasts higher. The audience politely applauded. I then did likewise and
removed Robin’s green top. “So, if one cooperates,” I began as I danced my
nipples across the bare skin of his back, “one would hope to be rewarded for
one’s obedience, yes?”</span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">Robin moaned as he
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<span style="font-size: small;"><b> </b></span><a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/coming-soon/Brandi-Whyne-8/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly </i></b></span></a></div>
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<a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/Brandi-Courts-Disaster" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Erotic Adventures</i>: <i></i>Chapter 8--<i>Brandi Courts Disaster</i></b></span></a></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i><span style="font-size: small;"> from eXtasy Books.</span></i></b></span></div>
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Cindy A. Matthewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12724627097783524710noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648858752192013206.post-18975749059498702262015-06-19T20:37:00.000-05:002015-06-19T20:37:16.647-05:00A sneak preview from Chapter 8--Brandi Courts Disaster<b>My ghost writer, Celine, has posted an excerpt on her <a href="http://celinesdreams.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Celine's Dreams blog</a> from my next great chapter in my ongoing memoirs... I decided to post the pertinent info. here for your pleasure: </b><br />
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<b>The synopsis of <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Celine's</span> work-in-progress, Chapter 8, <i>Brandi Courts Disaster</i>:</b><br />
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<b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Book Antiqua","serif";">In
Chapter 8, the space pirates long to discover what K.R.A.P.P. and the android
Marian are up to, but first Brandi needs to discipline Willie for fibbing about
his past. A little demonstration and another great orgy later, the <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Triple P</i> arrives at Old Terra and comes
under attack. Can Brandi and company out-prank a prankster, survive a crash
landing, and pull the plug on henpecked King Ricardo’s evil queen before it’s
too late?</span></b></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><b><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">An excerpt from chapter 8, <i>Brandi Courts Disaster</i>,
in which Brandi--acting as ship's disciplinarian--attempts to teach
their less-than-truthful second in commander a lesson with a little help
from her lover, Captain Robin Manhood, at an orgy :</span></b></span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">“Please disrobe, Captain.
You will help me illustrate the importance of truthfulness to Commander
Dickinson.”</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">“As you wish.” Robin
chuckled as he shimmied out of his trousers. His dark eyes flashed wickedly,
revealing his enormous erection. “How may I help you, Counselor Brandi?”</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Goddess above! Did I ever
love my lover’s cock! Sure, I had had the pleasure of being fucked by the vast
majority of the crew and others sentient beings since I became Robin Manhood’s
junior pilot, but no thing or <i>no body</i> could compare to the dashing site
of masculinity that greeted me with his saluting penis at that moment. I
realized that I was the luckiest girl in the galaxy to have such a handsome and
open-minded lover.</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">“Sit down in the chair.”
I wiggled my hips suggestively as I approached him, straddling and impaling
myself on his cum-glistened cock. I began to gently rock back and forth,
tossing back my hair and purring, “Hmm, yes, that’s it. Fondle my ass and suck my
nipples the way I like.”</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Robin chuckled and
quickly obeyed. “Yes, ma’am!”</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">I squealed with delight.
The room definitely was heating up. My vocalizations joined the in the chorus
of moans and sighs as the discipline session became an all-out orgy. Everyone
seemed to be enjoying himself or herself or itself except for Scarlet Willie. He
sat back on his haunches and began to whine.</span><span style="font-weight: normal;"> “Oh, I’m all alone at an
orgy, I’m handcuffed, and yet everybody is ignoring me!”</span></span></b>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">I slowly corkscrewed my
hips around Robin’s cock, savoring the pleasurable sensations deep in my cunt.
“You have only yourself to blame, Willie,” I said at last taking pity on his
dilemma. “If you’d been honest with us all along about your royal connections,
we commoners wouldn’t be so ticked off at you.”</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: 13.0pt;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Chapter 8, <i>Brandi Courts Disaster</i> will be released August 15, 2015, from eXtasy Books. </span></span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.0pt;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><b><span style="font-size: 13.0pt;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne">http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne</a></span></span></b></span></span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: 13.0pt;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><b><span style="font-size: 13.0pt;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Chapters 9 and 10 should follow in September and October.</span></span></b></span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: 13.0pt;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><b><span style="font-size: 13.0pt;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Be
sure to subscribe to Celine's new and improved monthly e-newsletter via the
form on the sidebar at her <a href="http://celinesdreams.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">blog </a>or <a href="http://www.celinechatillon.com/" target="_blank">web site</a>. This summer, she's featuring suggestions for summer
reads in my newsletters--some of them free reads. :-)</span></span></b></span></span></b><br />
<span class="st_twitter_large" displaytext="Tweet"></span><span class="st_facebook_large" displaytext="Facebook"></span><span class="st_ybuzz_large" displaytext="Yahoo! Buzz"></span><span class="st_gbuzz_large" displaytext="Google Buzz"></span><span class="st_email_large" displaytext="Email"></span><span class="st_sharethis_large" displaytext="ShareThis"></span>Cindy A. Matthewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12724627097783524710noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648858752192013206.post-25682852559522168522015-05-18T16:58:00.003-05:002015-05-18T17:05:05.418-05:00She's coming--again (and again)!<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Heads up, darlings... I've whipped my ghost writer Celine into shape and told her to get back to work on my memoirs. Two more chapters are currently in the works. Tentative release date for the first book is August 15, 2015 from eXtasy Books.</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Chapter 8 is entitled <i>Brandi Courts Disaster</i> and takes place on Old Terra in the court of King Ricardo the Party Pooper. That doesn't mean Brandi and the gang of space pirates won't have fun, because we all know that Brandi can have fun no matter what the circumstances (or whoever she has to go to bed with). ;)</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Chapter 9 is called <i>To Lay the Dirty Queen</i> and that's sort of what happens...along with a few other things. Brandi will start putting two-and-two together and come up with some great group sex--or at least answers to some of the questions she and Robin Manhood have been searching for throughout their sexually repressed galaxy. Space pirates who distribute adult toys have to deal with so many obstacles!</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>If you need to catch up with all the sci-fi/fantasy/comedic erotic-romantic action so far, check out chapters 1 - 7 at eXtasy Books. They've been having some very good sales on ebooks lately, so buy now and buy in bulk. You know I appreciate it. ;)</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Here's the link to the entire series/serial so far:</b></span><br />
<a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne</b></span></a><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Until later, be good--or at least be nice to your lovers!</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Brandi </b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>X X X </b></span><br />
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<span class="st_twitter_large" displaytext="Tweet"></span><span class="st_facebook_large" displaytext="Facebook"></span><span class="st_ybuzz_large" displaytext="Yahoo! Buzz"></span><span class="st_gbuzz_large" displaytext="Google Buzz"></span><span class="st_email_large" displaytext="Email"></span><span class="st_sharethis_large" displaytext="ShareThis"></span>Cindy A. Matthewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12724627097783524710noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648858752192013206.post-18940911914692762972013-09-19T19:59:00.000-05:002013-09-19T20:04:10.386-05:00Happy Talk Like a Space Pirate Day Once More<div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Hello Darlings! </b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>I've been quiet lately because my ghost writer Celine has been busy with her "real life". (As if my fictional life isn't just as important? Hmph!) </b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Happy Talk Like a Space Pirate Day from a sexy space pirate herself. I may yet get Celine back to writing my memoirs... There's been some good news from our publisher, and I don't want to jinx it, but it could mean <i>Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures</i> may go into print.
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><b>Keep your fingers and pirate hooks crossed that it comes to pass, me mateys! ;)
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><b><b>Until then, I will always be your faithful (and very naughty), </b></b></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><b><b>Brandi</b></b></b></span><br />
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<b><b><b><span style="font-size: large;">X X X </span></b></b></b><br />
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Cindy A. Matthewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12724627097783524710noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648858752192013206.post-58245656901981974832013-04-04T14:32:00.000-05:002013-04-04T14:34:28.544-05:00Kindle ebooks and a $5 store credit--check it out!<b><span style="font-size: large;">Here's a bit of news you may enjoy from my ghostwriter... </span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Some great news from my publisher, eXtasy Books!<br /><br />Because of a bad web server and the web site crashing this past week, publisher Tina Haveman has issued the following statement:<br /><br />"All customers [will be] given 5 dollar credit for the bad experience of the last few days... They don't have to spend 20 dollars to use the credit. It's a gift from us that they can use right away."</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br />Yes, that's right--you can get free ebooks with this credit with no wait. :)<br /><br />And here's some more great news--Kindle versions of all Devine Destinies/eXtasy Books are available now at the publisher's web sites. Experience great customer service at the best prices in one of the most popular e-formats out there today.<br /><br />Be sure to consider purchasing one of my books with your $5 credit!<br /><br />Celine<br /><br /><a href="http://www.celinechatillon.com/" target="_blank">http://www.celinechatillon.com</a></span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><br />My book listings at eXtasy Books:<br /><a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/index.php?route=product%2Fauthor&author_id=930" target="_blank">http://www.extasybooks.com/index.php?route=product%2Fauthor&author_id=930</a></span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><br />My book listings at Devine Destinies Books:<br /><a href="http://www.devinedestinies.com/index.php?route=product/author&author_id=902">http://www.devinedestinies.com/index.php?route=product/author&author_id=902</a></span></b><br />
<span class="st_twitter_large" displaytext="Tweet"></span><span class="st_facebook_large" displaytext="Facebook"></span><span class="st_ybuzz_large" displaytext="Yahoo! Buzz"></span><span class="st_gbuzz_large" displaytext="Google Buzz"></span><span class="st_email_large" displaytext="Email"></span><span class="st_sharethis_large" displaytext="ShareThis"></span>Cindy A. Matthewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12724627097783524710noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648858752192013206.post-60826193518143816592013-02-05T11:07:00.002-06:002013-02-05T11:07:32.281-06:00Will Brandi Ride Again?<i><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Hello again, darlings!</span></span></i><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Yes, it's me, Brandi Whyne trying to keep this blog site alive. Even more difficult is getting my ghost writer Celine's attention. The darn woman is just too busy for her own good! She has promised me that she will write the next chapter in my saga soon... That is, after she's written the next chapter in the Kindred vampire series! Sheesh! Of all the nerve!</span></span></i><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> Actually, <span style="font-size: large;">Celine's</span> vampires are quite hot and the latest, <a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/blood-bond" target="_blank">Blood Bond</a>, is not too bad a read if I say so myself. Check them out at eXtasy Books. You can even purchase Kindle ebooks direct from the eXtasy online store now. Saves you time and makes more money for those poor slaving authors! A win-win all around, if I don't say so myself...</span></span></i><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Well, until we meet again, please continue reading my Incredibly Erotic Adventures and tell all your friends with new Kindles or Nooks or whatever to keep reading them as well.</span></span></i><br />
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<i><span style="font-size: large;">P.S. If you're into the tamer, mainstream romance stories, don't miss the MFRW Mainstream Blog Hop February 10 - 13. Lots of great prizes, ebooks, and giveaways to be had. Never say that Brandi isn't a romantic at heart! More info about the blog hop:</span></i><br />
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<span class="st_twitter_large" displaytext="Tweet"></span><span class="st_facebook_large" displaytext="Facebook"></span><span class="st_ybuzz_large" displaytext="Yahoo! Buzz"></span><span class="st_gbuzz_large" displaytext="Google Buzz"></span><span class="st_email_large" displaytext="Email"></span><span class="st_sharethis_large" displaytext="ShareThis"></span>Cindy A. Matthewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12724627097783524710noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648858752192013206.post-84482071116722924202012-09-20T21:30:00.003-05:002012-09-20T21:37:36.616-05:00Still Talking like a Space Pirate--But is Anyone Listening?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Hello Darlings--</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"> Long time since you've heard from me. Yes, I know I missed International Talk like a Pirate Day yesterday, but I talk like a pirate all the time! A space pirate, I realize, but it counts all the same. </span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Celine has been busy writing vampire stories lately. <a href="http://tinyurl.com/celineatextasy" target="_blank">The Kindred vampire series</a> from eXtasy Books. Will that woman ever settle on just one thing? Sigh! Anyway, she's been asked if Brandi's memoirs will continue and she said yes, they will. Got her! If you would continue to flood her email box and bug her online, perhaps we can goad her into writing more of my story sooner rather than later.</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">She also gets up to no good with her "nice girl" persona as well. <a href="http://www.cynthianna.com/" target="_blank">Cynthianna</a> has a couple of full-length novels of the "romantic comedy" variety coming out soon enough. They're not half bad if you don't mind plain vanilla love scenes. They'd make a perfect Christmas gift for your maiden auntie or your grandma with a heart condition if they own a Kindle or other e-reader. </span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Please tell her I'm pimping her stuff--it'll make her day. Until we meet again, stay sane and keep reading the good stuff! </span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">X X X </span></b>Cindy A. Matthewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12724627097783524710noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648858752192013206.post-11218661685021486332012-03-06T16:53:00.001-06:002012-03-06T16:59:07.155-06:00What the heck does this mean?<span style="font-size: large;"><b>What the heck does this poll result mean on my ghostwriter's site, <a href="http://celinesdreams.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Celine's Dreams</a>?</b></span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Fifteen votes and it seems to be a tie. Most said they loved the title of my memoirs, BRANDI WHYNE AND HER INCREDIBLY EROTIC ADVENTURES (With Robin Manhood and his Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates). They didn't find it too long or too short, but j-u-u-u-st right! ;)</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">There were a few who said it should be shorter, but since they're in the minority, I'll ignore them and stick to my guns with the longer name. If Celine reads this, she's going to be a bit ticked off with me, but that's life, ain't it?</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">I think it's funny some folks checked "You're nuts" as a poll response. I've been telling Celine that for years now... Poor dear thing she is. Crazy girl thinks she can make a living as a fiction writer--now that <i>is</i> nuts!</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Thanks to all who voted in the poll or took the time to read the posting at <a href="http://www.celinesdreams.blogspot.com%20%20%20/" target="_blank">Celine's Dreams</a>. Celine is busy promoting a new vampire tale (<a href="http://www.extasybooks.com/blood-betrayal" target="_blank"><i>Blood Betrayal</i></a>) this month (what's wrong with humorous erotic-romance?), so she'll probably not help me get my next story, <i>Brandi Courts Disaster</i> out for while... not unless you email her, tweet her, blog comment, Facebook or otherwise bug her to get her fat ass into gear and finish writing my magnum opus. You have my permission to be obnoxious on this point.</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Until later, darlings!</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">X X X</span></b>Cindy A. Matthewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12724627097783524710noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648858752192013206.post-85286356267373313032012-01-22T15:01:00.001-06:002012-01-22T15:07:18.651-06:00Why, of all the nerve!<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Why, of all the nerve!Can you believe it? <br />
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My ghost writer, Celine, wants to diddle with my memoir's title. She thinks it's "too long" and it's not "helping sales" of my book series. Just who the hell does she think <i>she</i> is!</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>She's even posted a poll at her blog, and she's asking readers to vote on it and give her feedback. Go to <a href="http://celinesdreams.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">http://celinesdreams.blogspot.com</a> and check it out.</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Really, what would the <i>readers</i> know about whether it's a good title or not? Not to put any of y'all down (since I adore you, I really do), but they're <i>my</i> memoirs so I should have the power to name them, right?</b></span><br />
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So, please go over to Celine's Dreams blog and vote that you want to keep <i>Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures</i> the same--and leave a comment telling Celine where to get off while you're at it. Thanks, darlings!</b></span>Cindy A. Matthewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12724627097783524710noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648858752192013206.post-84298066867264020922011-12-01T17:10:00.000-06:002011-12-01T17:10:26.952-06:00A Real-Life Reading from BRANDI WHYNE AND HER INCREDIBLY EROTIC ADVENTURES<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_DgYFIKJ_Zo/TtgJWnihlFI/AAAAAAAABGc/SoOO_FFbGw4/s1600/brandi.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="300" width="195" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_DgYFIKJ_Zo/TtgJWnihlFI/AAAAAAAABGc/SoOO_FFbGw4/s320/brandi.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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Celine (my lazy ghost writer) has gotten off her curvy backside and got herself an author's reading this Saturday night at Shameless Grounds in St. Louis. Here are the details:<br />
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<blockquote>Join St. Louis area Science fiction/ fantasy/paranormal/historical/erotica/erotic-romance writers Zo Leavy, Elizabeth Donald, AJ Matthews and me (disguised as Celine Chatillon) this Saturday, December 3, 8 PM, at Shameless Grounds (2650 Sidney) in St. Louis. We'll each be reading selections from our works, taking your questions, comments and generally having a good time while we all sip some java or enjoy the other fine eats available at Shameless Grounds.<br />
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A guaranteed good time to be had by one and all! (I'll be reading excerpts from the first book in my eXtasy Book series BRANDI WHYNE AND HER INCREDIBLY EROTIC ADVENTURES.) ;)<br />
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http://www.celinechatillon.com<br />
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About time! I can't wait to see how the audience reacts to my daring and oh-so-erotic adventures. See you there! ;)</b>Cindy A. Matthewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12724627097783524710noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648858752192013206.post-84625861304068002092011-11-18T18:38:00.001-06:002011-11-18T18:40:15.467-06:00I love my interview!<center><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Y1Rl3a9Qk68" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br />
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Wow! I love my interview today at Sex Marks the G-Spot!<br />
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<a href="http://www.sexmarksthegspot.com/2011/11/interview-with-brandi-whyne-from-brandi.html">http://www.sexmarksthegspot.com/2011/11/interview-with-brandi-whyne-from-brandi.html<br />
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Do I sound "intelligent" to you? Or just plain sassy? ;)Cindy A. Matthewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12724627097783524710noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648858752192013206.post-75543194070368238302011-10-16T16:39:00.001-05:002011-10-16T16:42:30.604-05:00Upcoming interview...If you've ever wanted to see me, Brandi Whyne, Space Pirate extraordinaire, in "action", don't fret... You'll be able to read a no-holds bar interview with yours truly this coming November 17 - 18 on <a href="http://www.sexmarksthegspot.com/">The Sex Marks the G-Spot</a> blog. <br />
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You know, with a blog name like that, it's gonna be<em> good</em>. ;-)<br />
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Other excitement this past week included Celine re-doing her web site yet again. Honestly! She needs to spend more time on my blog and less on hers, but there you go. Check out her new home page at <a href="http://www.celinechatillon.com/">http://www.celinechatillon.com/</a> and her Celine's Dreams blog at <a href="http://celinesdreams.blogspot.com/">http://celinesdreams.blogspot.com/</a> And be sure to tell her if there are any typos, boo-boos or missing links. She'll love that... Bwahahahaha!<br />
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And if you've ever wanted to see all the purchase links for my books in one place, be sure to check out <a href="http://tinyurl.com/celineatextasy">http://tinyurl.com/celineatextasy</a><br />
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Until then, keeping reading my Incredibly Erotic Adventures!<br />
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<span class="st_sharethis_large" displaytext="ShareThis"></span>Cindy A. Matthewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12724627097783524710noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648858752192013206.post-74196615114826942362011-09-20T14:43:00.003-05:002011-09-20T14:48:55.526-05:00Talk like a pirate? What's that about?<strong>Celine hasn't helped me update my page here since she was "talking like a pirate" yesterday. What the hell is that all about, I ask you?</strong><br />
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<strong>As a bonafide space pirate, I can honestly say we speak no different from anyone else. Some of us even speak better. Dum Luk for instance... our resident mad scientist aboard the <em>Pulsating Purple Parsnip</em>. Now that is a man who didn't let years of education and drudgery in the lab turn him into a dull ol' boy. He's a fun guy at an orgy. Just ask Dr. Kwak and Tryor Fuq--they'll tell you.</strong><br />
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<strong>Well, I hope Celine has been out promoting my latest chapter Brandi's Best Revenge. She has updated the excerpt page with correct purchase links from eXtasy Books. I might have to give her a spanking in thanks for that much work today. ;-)</strong><br />
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<strong>Here are the updated purchase links in case you're interested:</strong><br />
<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mHI_k7C5_5I/TnOPgesE8kI/AAAAAAAAAq0/FXHMfq8h1pU/s1600/brandi7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; cssfloat: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" rba="true" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mHI_k7C5_5I/TnOPgesE8kI/AAAAAAAAAq0/FXHMfq8h1pU/s320/brandi7.jpg" width="213" /></a></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong><em>Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures</em>: Collect them all!</strong></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong></strong></div><strong><br />
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<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong>Chapter 1—Captured by Space Pirates! </strong><a href="http://tinyurl.com/brandiw1"><strong>http://tinyurl.com/brandiw1</strong></a></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong>Chapter 2—Lashed at the Mast! </strong><a href="http://tinyurl.com/brandiw2"><strong>http://tinyurl.com/brandiw2</strong></a></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong>Chapter 3—Bound for Adventure! </strong><a href="http://tinyurl.com/brandiw3"><strong>http://tinyurl.com/brandiw3</strong></a></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong>Chapter 4—Little John’s Very Big Problem </strong><a href="http://tinyurl.com/brandi-4"><strong>http://tinyurl.com/brandi-4</strong></a></div><strong>Chapter 5—The Search for Brandi’s Crack </strong><a href="http://tinyurl.com/brandi-5"><strong>http://tinyurl.com/brandi-5</strong></a><br />
<strong>Chapter 6—Kidnapped by Time Bandits! </strong><a href="http://tinyurl.com/brandi-6"><strong>http://tinyurl.com/brandi-6</strong></a><br />
<strong>Chapter 7—Brandi's Best Revenge! </strong><a href="http://tinyurl.com/brandi-7"><strong>http://tinyurl.com/brandi-7</strong></a><br />
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<strong>Sheesh!! I didn't realize my story had gotten that long! And I'm not even to the good parts yet... You'll see. (Keep reading, me hardies!) ;)</strong>Cindy A. Matthewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12724627097783524710noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648858752192013206.post-3584177060634376632011-09-16T13:06:00.002-05:002011-09-16T14:19:59.726-05:00Brandi's Best Revenge is now in the building!<span class="st_sharethis_large" displaytext="ShareThis"></span><br />
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<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mHI_k7C5_5I/TnOPgesE8kI/AAAAAAAAAq0/FXHMfq8h1pU/s1600/brandi7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><strong><span style="font-size: large;"></span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-size: large;">BRANDI WHYNE AND HER INCREDIBLY EROTIC ADVENTURES: Chapter 7--<em>Brandi's Best</em> <em>Revenge!</em> :)</span></strong> </div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"></span></strong></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong><span style="font-size: large;">Now available from eXtasy books in various e-formats:</span></strong></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
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</strong><strong><span style="font-size: large;">And don't forget, you can receive your very own PDF copy of "Outrageous Extended Excerpts" from all the chapters (well, up to number 6) by simply dropping my ghost writer, the slow-to-update-blogs Celine, an email with "Free Ebook" in the subject line. celinechatillon @ hotmail.com </span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">A very hot excerpt will be posted soon, too. Celine says she'll get right onto it... My velvet whip can be a very enticing instrument. ;)</span></strong><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">That way you don't have to scroll down to find it at a later date. Enjoy! </span><br />
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<em><span style="font-size: large;">(Was that okay, Mistress Brandi?)</span></em>Cindy A. Matthewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12724627097783524710noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648858752192013206.post-85503334474069313062011-08-09T14:56:00.004-05:002011-08-09T15:19:58.342-05:00Do you really think I'm funny?<script src="https://apis.google.com/js/plusone.js" type="text/javascript">
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">P.S. The tiny url links that I previously posted to my individual titles in the BW series may take you to the front page of eXtasy Books instead. A recent change in servers sort of voided the links with little notice. If you type in "Celine Chatillon" in the search box under author (on right top corner of the front page) that will take you to a listing of my stories. I apologize for any inconvenience. I'll have to get the whip out and make Celine update all the old links soon... Unfortunately, she enjoys a good spanking too much. ;)</span></strong><br />
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Cindy A. Matthewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12724627097783524710noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648858752192013206.post-75464650259016678292011-07-27T15:01:00.000-05:002011-07-27T15:01:16.428-05:00Brandi's Best Revenge--coming this fall!<strong>Just a heads up to let y'all know that chapter seven in my wonderfully fun and erotic story will be coming this fall... Let me rephrase that a bit: The next chapter in the <em>Brandi Whyne</em> series will be released sometime before October 1, 2011, I'm told. (I'll be coming long before that!) ;)</strong></span><br />
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<strong>Here's a short synopsis of what to expect:</strong><br />
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<strong>What do you get when <em>Star Wars</em> meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little <em>Pirates of the Caribbean</em>, <em>Fanny Hill</em>, <em>Futurama</em> and <em>The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy</em> and you get <em>Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures</em> (<em>with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates</em>). With a series title that long, you know it’s going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!</strong><br />
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<strong>In Chapter 7, <em>Brandi’s Best Revenge</em>, the crew of the Pulsating Purple Parsnip encounter their time bandit contact in their own dimension—Robin’s ex-girlfriend, Marian Maidenform. But all is not quite as it seems aboard Marian’s ship, and seducing the hunky android Andrew becomes part of Brandi’s revenge against the cold yet sexy woman who broke Robin’s heart. But what does K.R.A.P.P. have to do with the balance of power on Old Terra? Brandi and her pals are determined to find out.</strong><br />
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<strong>Coming from the demented mind of Celine Chatillon and the good folks at eXtasy Books.</strong><br />
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<strong>Don't forget you can get a free ebook of "Outrageous Extended Erotic Excerpts" just by emailing Celine and putting "free ebook" in the subject line: celinechatillon @ hotmail.com</strong><br />
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You can read what my ghost writer Celine Chatillon says was the impetus behind her helping me craft my epic life story at Sapphire Phelan's blog:<br />
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And to top it all off--she's giving away a free ebook! (Email her at celinechatillon @ hotmail.com )<br />
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Will that woman ever learn that we're going to be GAZILLIONAIRES some day, but you can't do that by giving away free ebooks? Hmmph!!</b>Cindy A. Matthewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12724627097783524710noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648858752192013206.post-14359975813034251502011-06-24T19:40:00.001-05:002011-06-24T19:43:03.638-05:00A spankin' hot excerpt from Lashed at the Mast!<strong><span style="font-size: large;">Celine's just home from "Friday Foreplay" on the eX Factor Yahoogroup email loop (what the hell is "email" anyway?) and she asked me if I could post this excerpt from the second chapter in my fascinating memoirs, <em>Lashed at the Mast!</em> Of course I said yes... I enjoy a good spanking scene as much as the next person! ;-)</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">An excerpt from <i>Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures</i>: Chapter 2--Lashed at the Mast! now available from eXtasy Books: </span></strong><a href="http://tinyurl.com/brandiwhyne2"><strong><span style="font-size: large;">http://tinyurl.com/brandiwhyne2</span></strong></a><br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">“What if I don’t wish to be tamed?” I replied tartly. “What then?”</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">A throaty chuckle burst from his lips. He slipped a hand into my panties and felt the wetness growing there. “You’ll want to be tamed. Believe me—you’ll want to.”</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">“Captain.” Zelda came close to my right side and presented her violet whip to him. “You have the honor.”</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">I cringed. The whip was small but I could tell it packed a punch. I began wriggling my hands free of their bindings. Robin placed a comforting hand on my shoulder to still my anxious movement.</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">“No need. I prefer the ‘hands on’ approach.” He waggled an eyebrow at me and turned to face the crew. “I think everyone here today agrees. What say you?”</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">“Aye, aye!” the cheers rang out.</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">“I can’t wait to get my hands on that luscious ass…” I heard Dr. Kwak muttering. From the corner of my eye I spied him hiking up my ruffled skirt. The sicko really seemed to get off on wearing women’s clothing, obvious by his erection proudly poking out from beneath his petticoats. Correction—my petticoats.</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">Before I knew what hit me Robin ripped my lacy white panties off my bottom and applied pressure with a determined spank across my exposed butt cheeks. I jumped at the rough surprise, but held fast to the mast as he repeated the process several times. Now was not the time to show weakness.</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">Scarlet-faced Willie had sauntered over to my side and began rubbing his sticky staff against my left buttock’s burning flesh. The slow, sensual touch of his cock against my stinging bottom made my pussy muscles clench. I threw back my head and moaned. </span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">“You like that, eh?” Willie muttered, spreading his juices across my other butt cheek. “You want me to keep doing it?”</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">“She likes it too much,” Zelda interrupted, stepping closer. She shoved her breasts close to my flushed face. “Don’t you?”</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures: Chapter 2--Lashed at the Mast! now available from eXtasy Books: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/brandiwhyne2">http://tinyurl.com/brandiwhyne2</a> and at Amazon for the Kindle format and wherever naughty books are sold!</span></strong><br />
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Celine's been up to some naughtiness of her own. Check out her photos of some hunky pirates at her blog, <a href="http://celinesdreams.blogspot.com/">Celine's Dreams</a>. They might not be space pirates, but I'd be proud to have them on my ship! <br />
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The scene begins: Brandi has been chosen to represent the crew of the starship the <i>Pulsating Purple Parsnip</i> in a test deviced by the mysterious time bandit, Captain Jacques Swallows.<br />
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“Navigator Brandi Whyne.” The time bandit bowed politely and took my hand. I stood on his right as the silent Francois stood several paces behind, pouting. “I see that your fellow shipmates are very supportive of your efforts on your behalf, Miss Whyne.”<br />
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“We’ll support Brandi in any effort to get her clothes off!” shouted Tryor Fuq from the corner. “Won’t we, folks?” The crowd erupted into catcalls and hoots. I blushed and acknowledged their love by blowing them kisses.<br />
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“Brandi, Brandi, Brandi!” they cheered.<br />
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“Hey—that’s not fair,” said Robin Limpdick, pointing at my drunken cheerleaders. “She’s got a regular fan club here. Where are my supporters?”<br />
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“You’re right.” Captain Swallows turned to Bak Azzwards. “You may bring some of your men along to cheer for your champion if you wish.”<br />
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“Er…they are here. They are a bit quiet for thome reathon.”<br />
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I noticed Bernard, Henry and a few of the others drinking Dr. Kwak’s crazy concoctions and passing out under the tables. The sound of hics, belches and burps greeted the silence for Robin Limpdick. <br />
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“A fat lot of good you assholes are,” he grumbled.<br />
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Jacques Swallows raised his hands. “The test will now begin.”<br />
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Francois quickly and quietly disrobed his master. I was not disappointed in what I saw. The time bandit had a beautiful body, buff and muscular, a hairless chest and a cock length that rivaled Little John’s. My hand fell to my clit, and I began to stroke myself. It throbbed as my vaginal muscles clenched at the thought of that bad boy sliding into my tight passage. I looked to my lover for permission to bed the stranger for the good of our crew. He nodded slightly and smiled.<br />
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“Now it your turn,” Swallows said, indicating that both Limpdick and I were to undress. I tore off my silky flowing shirt and kicked off my boots even before my opponent had a chance to remove his shirt.<br />
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“So, it’s a three-way?” Limpdick said, laughing. “I can tell you she gives a good blow job, so if you let me give her ass a good pumping you can— ”<br />
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The time bandit cut him off mid-sentence. “Brandi gives excellent fellatio, you say? Good. How about you, Limpdick?”<br />
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“How about me what?”<br />
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“Can you suck my dick as well as Brandi can?”<br />
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My challenger paled. “Say what?”<br />
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The captain took a step forward. Francois took me by the shoulders and moved me away from the two. “Come now, Mr. Limpdick. If you want to work for us, we have to be able to trust your word and trust your loyalty under all circumstances. Your very life could be at stake. I order you to suck my cock. Now.”<br />
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“You got your little friend Francie there to blow you—I don’t work that side of the room. Well, not unless you want to suck me off first.” He whipped out his penis and began to pump it, glancing over to me. “Brandi can tell you how good I taste.”<br />
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“That’s not what I ordered, Mr. Limpdick.” Jacques Swallows was not a man to be trifled with I could tell. With a swift nod of the head he indicated for Francois to force Limpdick to comply. The youth was compact but strong and easily got the doppelganger to his knees with his lips open and his head tilted to take the full length of Swallows’ massive cock.<br />
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“Ooo!” the collective voice of the crowd cried. Robin Limpdick coughed and sputtered and tried to disengage but both Jacques and Francois kept him on task for several minutes. Finally, the time bandit pushed him away with a dissatisfied grunt.<br />
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“I would say we score one for Brandi. There’s no way she could do worse than you just did.”<br />
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“Hah—why don’t you force her to do it then?” Limpdick sounded almost hysterical. He crawled over to his captain and cowered like a lost child. “I know why you don’t—cause she’s not going to do it for you either, nancy boy. You’ve already done a deal with Robin Manhood and this is just to humiliate me and the crew of the Longdong.”<br />
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“Ith thith all a thet-up?” cried Azzwards. “You two-timed uth, Thwallowth?”<br />
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“No, this is a fair test.” Swallows accepted a silken scarf from his companion and wiped his cock dry. “Brandi must demonstrate she can follow orders as well.”<br />
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Before he could say it, I was down on my knees in front of him and easing his length down my throat. His gasp of pleasure gave him all the evidence he needed to know that I would followed his commands without questioning. I quickened the stroke of my hand and the flickering of my tongue, searching out his anus with my finger to offer him further stimulation. I felt his whole body shudder as his cum began to rise… He leaned back into his companion’s waiting arms and shot his semen across my face and breasts, begging for me to lick the last of it from his quivering member. <br />
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Our onlookers all clapped and sighed. Several began to undress and pleasure themselves or others. I looked for my Robin but couldn’t see him for the milling of bodies and the frantic rearranging of furniture and throw pillows.<br />
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“Good…very good,” Swallows said, a relaxed grin spreading across his features. He sat down on a proffered chair and handed me the scarf to wipe the stickiness from my skin. “You follow orders promptly and without questions. The Interdimensional Time Bandits Syndicate would find you to be a most loyal and competent officer, Brandi Whyne.”<br />
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“Thank you, Captain Swallows.” I stood and saluted. “Is there anything else you’d like me to do for you, sir?”<br />
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“Oh, I sure there is something, but first we must give your opponent a chance to prove himself. It’s only fair.”<br />
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Yes, it's only fair that if you want to learn what happens next, you purchase and read... <i>Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures</i>: Chapter 6--<i>Kidnapped by Time Bandits</i>! now available from eXtasy Books: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/brandiwhyne6">http://tinyurl.com/brandiwhyne6</a><br />
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Thanks to Celine Chatillon and her <a href="http://celinesdreams.blogspot.com">Celine's Dreams </a>blog for nominating me. I was going to post an excerpt here shortly, but I suppose I can do this little thing first. ;)<br />
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I have to tell you seven things you don't know about me... Well, what do you really want to know, darlings, that I haven't revealed in my memoirs?<br />
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1.) I was actually born on Old Terra. Not many people can claim that these days. But I'm an orphan and don't really know much about my family's past. Could we be related to the lascivious, inbred nobility of the homeworld? It's a thought, but one I'd rather not dwell upon too long.<br />
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2.) I've dropped subtle hints to Robin Manhood to pop the big question... You know--little hints that say, "I love you, so why haven't you asked me yet?" <br />
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3.) Tryor Fuq farts a lot. In bed. One reason I tend to limit personal contact with him to orgies, don't you know. It's not one of my turn-ons. ;)<br />
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4.) My favorite position is on top and from behind and underneath and lying diagonally and upside down and swinging from the rafters and...<br />
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5.) I tried that "all protein diet" once, but I got tired of it after the first week. Still, I keep getting knocks on my cabin door...<br />
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6.) Captain Jacques Swallows is one gorgeous man, but how can I turn his preference from the handsome and manly Francois? I'll keep trying.<br />
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7.) Diamonds are a girl's best friend? Nah! A girl's best friend needs a decent battery charger!<br />
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I hope you've enjoyed my confessions here. I'll post my nomination for Stylish Blogger Award with my next post.<br />
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