Why, of all the nerve!

That's my name and I'm sticking to it!

Why, of all the nerve!Can you believe it?

My ghost writer, Celine, wants to diddle with my memoir's title. She thinks it's "too long" and it's not "helping sales" of my book series. Just who the hell does she think she is!


She's even posted a poll at her blog, and she's asking readers to vote on it and give her feedback. Go to http://celinesdreams.blogspot.com and check it out.


Really, what would the readers know about whether it's a good title or not? Not to put any of y'all down (since I adore you, I really do), but they're  my memoirs so I should have the power to name them, right?

So, please go over to Celine's Dreams blog and vote that you want to keep Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures the same--and leave a comment telling Celine where to get off while you're at it. Thanks, darlings!

A Real-Life Reading from BRANDI WHYNE AND HER INCREDIBLY EROTIC ADVENTURES

Wow!

Celine (my lazy ghost writer) has gotten off her curvy backside and got herself an author's reading this Saturday night at Shameless Grounds in St. Louis. Here are the details:

Join St. Louis area Science fiction/ fantasy/paranormal/historical/erotica/erotic-romance writers Zo Leavy, Elizabeth Donald, AJ Matthews and me (disguised as Celine Chatillon) this Saturday, December 3, 8 PM, at Shameless Grounds (2650 Sidney) in St. Louis. We'll each be reading selections from our works, taking your questions, comments and generally having a good time while we all sip some java or enjoy the other fine eats available at Shameless Grounds.

A guaranteed good time to be had by one and all! (I'll be reading excerpts from the first book in my eXtasy Book series BRANDI WHYNE AND HER INCREDIBLY EROTIC ADVENTURES.) ;)

Celine
http://www.celinechatillon.com
http://tinyurl.com/celineatextasy

About time! I can't wait to see how the audience reacts to my daring and oh-so-erotic adventures. See you there! ;)

I love my interview!

Wow! I love my interview today at Sex Marks the G-Spot!

http://www.sexmarksthegspot.com/2011/11/interview-with-brandi-whyne-from-brandi.html

Do I sound "intelligent" to you? Or just plain sassy? ;)

Upcoming interview...

If you've ever wanted to see me, Brandi Whyne, Space Pirate extraordinaire, in "action", don't fret... You'll be able to read a no-holds bar interview with yours truly this coming November 17 - 18 on The Sex Marks the G-Spot blog.

You know, with a blog name like that, it's gonna be good. ;-)

Other excitement this past week included Celine re-doing her web site yet again. Honestly! She needs to spend more time on my blog and less on hers, but there you go. Check out her new home page at http://www.celinechatillon.com/ and her Celine's Dreams blog at http://celinesdreams.blogspot.com/  And be sure to tell her if there are any typos, boo-boos or missing links. She'll love that... Bwahahahaha!

And if you've ever wanted to see all the purchase links for my books in one place, be sure to check out http://tinyurl.com/celineatextasy

Until then, keeping reading my Incredibly Erotic Adventures!

Talk like a pirate? What's that about?

Celine hasn't helped me update my page here since she was "talking like a pirate" yesterday. What the hell is that all about, I ask you?

As a bonafide space pirate, I can honestly say we speak no different from anyone else. Some of us even speak better. Dum Luk for instance... our resident mad scientist aboard the Pulsating Purple Parsnip. Now that is a man who didn't let years of education and drudgery in the lab turn him into a dull ol' boy. He's a fun guy at an orgy. Just ask Dr. Kwak and Tryor Fuq--they'll tell you.

Well, I hope Celine has been out promoting my latest chapter Brandi's Best Revenge. She has updated the excerpt page with correct purchase links from eXtasy Books. I might have to give her a spanking in thanks for that much work today. ;-)

Here are the updated purchase links in case you're interested:

Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures: Collect them all!

Chapter 1—Captured by Space Pirates! http://tinyurl.com/brandiw1

Chapter 2—Lashed at the Mast! http://tinyurl.com/brandiw2

Chapter 3—Bound for Adventure! http://tinyurl.com/brandiw3

Chapter 4—Little John’s Very Big Problem http://tinyurl.com/brandi-4

Chapter 5—The Search for Brandi’s Crack http://tinyurl.com/brandi-5
Chapter 6—Kidnapped by Time Bandits! http://tinyurl.com/brandi-6
Chapter 7—Brandi's Best Revenge! http://tinyurl.com/brandi-7



Sheesh!! I didn't realize my story had gotten that long! And I'm not even to the good parts yet... You'll see. (Keep reading, me hardies!) ;)