An excerpt from Chapter 7: Brandi's Best Revenge!


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What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Pirates of the Caribbean, Fanny Hill, Futurama and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures. With a title that long, you know it's going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!

In Chapter 7, Brandi’s Best Revenge, the crew of the Pulsating Purple Parsnip encounter their time bandit contact in their own dimension—Robin‘s ex-girlfriend, Marian Maidenform. But all is not quite as it seems aboard Marian's ship, and seducing the hunky android Andrew becomes part of Brandi's revenge against the cold yet sexy woman who broke Robin's heart. But what does K.R.A.P.P. have to do with the balance of power on Old Terra? Brandi and her pals are determined to find out.

An excerpt from Brandi's Best Revenge!

Robin grinned. “If I didn't know any better, I'd say you couldn't wait to take on that sex monster again in a marathon of lustful activities.” His hand darted to my pussy and began to massage it as well as my inner thighs.

“Hmmm… You found me out. Andrew—while very tiring after a while—was a very eager partner. Very eager to learn new tricks and try out new combinations.”

“Yes, that last round that I became a part of demonstrated a lot of his versatility.”

“And yours as well.” I sighed and slipped lower into the tub as my lover began to stimulate my clit with more fervor. My hands darted toward a nipple rising out of the water, tweaking it to firm attention. “He seemed to enjoy making a Brandi sandwich with you and Tryor.”

“Who wouldn't? You know I always enjoy rogering your hot bunghole while some poor slob gets squished on the bottom of the pack frantically fucking your pussy. Andrew at least doesn‟t need air—and doesn't seem to mind if Tryor's cock misses your pretty lips and drips cum all over his face instead!”

I laughed and then moaned as Robin's stroking and description of our earlier joining increased the tension in my cunt. “Yeah, Try does tend to lose his balance when he cums, but you don't, do you?” I reach toward Robin‟s cock to massage its firmness, but he pulled away.

“I don't want to hurt you right now, Brandi. You're pretty sore.”

“Yes, but in a few seconds I won't care… Ah…ah…yes! Yes!”

I allowed the flush of my climax to wash over my aching limbs, deeply relaxing my muscle pulls and doing wonders for my disposition. I pulled my lover closer and stroked his erection until I could tell he hold off no longer.

“You don't want me to cloud up the water, do you?” He gave an evil-sounding chuckle.

“Stand up, naughty boy, and let my pretty lips lick you clean instead—and don't miss!”

“Aye, aye, mistress! Your wish is my command. Please don't spank me too hard.”

I smiled. Hmm… How did he know his playing the submissive was another one of my fantasies?

Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures: Chapter 7--Brandi's Best Revenge!

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