Still Talking like a Space Pirate--But is Anyone Listening?

Hello Darlings--

 Long time since you've heard from me. Yes, I know I missed International Talk like a Pirate Day yesterday, but I talk like a pirate all the time! A space pirate, I realize, but it counts all the same.

Celine has been busy writing vampire stories lately. The Kindred vampire series from eXtasy Books. Will that woman ever settle on just one thing? Sigh! Anyway, she's been asked if Brandi's memoirs will continue and she said yes, they will. Got her! If you would continue to flood her email box and bug her online, perhaps we can goad her into writing more of my story sooner rather than later.

She also gets up to no good with her "nice girl" persona as well. Cynthianna has a couple of full-length novels of the "romantic comedy" variety coming out soon enough. They're not half bad if you don't mind plain vanilla love scenes. They'd make a perfect Christmas gift for your maiden auntie or your grandma with a heart condition if they own a Kindle or other e-reader. 

Please tell her I'm pimping her stuff--it'll make her day. Until we meet again, stay sane and keep reading the good stuff! 

Kisses,
Brandi
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Check out the pirates here...

Celine's been up to some naughtiness of her own. Check out her photos of some hunky pirates at her blog, Celine's Dreams. They might not be space pirates, but I'd be proud to have them on my ship!

Happy Talk Like a SPACE Pirate Day!!

Avast ye, mateys!

Oh, all right... I'll can the silly pirate talk. I'm not that type of pirate anyway--I'm a space pirate. Really. My name is Brandi Whyne, and I'm a fictional character who has taken over the mind of my author, Celine Chatillon. She's a dear, but a bit of ditz. I got "free" of her uptight subsconscious one day and started having my own adventures without her. And now she'll have to read all about them in my blog because I ain't telling her what all I'm up to!

I've written my "memoirs" (or at least part of them, anyway) and the first five "chapters" are available from eXtasy Books. Look them up under Celine's name--she claims authorship of them, the poor dear. I mean--they're my stories, my "incredibly erotic adventures" as I call them. The suppressed woman wouldn't have a clue how to handle an orgy if it wasn't for me. But she'll learn.

If you want to read up on my memoirs (thus far), you can check out excerpts, blurbs and review quotes at http://www.celinechatillon.com/brandi.html (Hopefully this link is working. The server is being switched over this week and Celine's site went walkabouts somehow. But the problem is being addressed.)

Yes, Celine is nice enough to let me use her web site. The writing wench, that she is, she'll appreciate any comments you would like to make about it, her work, or my fantastic blog. Just leave a comment below... and if you're a cute humanoid who travels in my universe, be sure to leave your address so I can look you up and detail all our erotic adventures for my next saucy chapter. ;)

But if you want to be a drab, boring Old Terran, then check out this web site about the more conventional types of pirates:

Talk like a Pirate Day—September 19
http://www.chaoskitty.com/webzen/david_byrne_pirates.php


Yo ho ho...

Brandi