Free Book--Brandi Whyne 1: Captured by Space Pirates!

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Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures--Chapter 1: Captured by Space Pirates!

 In Captured by Space Pirates! we meet our heroine, the strong-willed, hot-blooded Brandi Whyne. Brandi is a comely lass orphaned at a young age. Now twenty-two and working as a barmaid in hellhole spaceport, Brandi finds her virginity threatened. That is, until a tall, mysterious stranger waltzes into the bar and rescues her. To Brandi’s delight her rescuer turns out to be none other than the wickedly handsome Robin Manhood, wanted space pirate and captain of the Pulsating Purple Parsnip. Brandi decides to join Robin’s crew of sexual deviants and freedom fighters in their quest to provide the galaxy with an endless supply of cheap adult toys and even cheaper laughter.
 
Here's the link to download it:

http://www.extasybooks.com/captured-by-space-pirates/?search=celine%20chatillon&sub_category=1

Enjoy! (And let me know what you think. Please leave a comment here or better yet, at Amazon or Goodreads. Thank you.)

Is this it? The Final Chapter in Brandi's Memoirs?

This is it... The tenth and final chapter in my memoirs, Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures. I know I'd like these stories to go on and on and on and on, but my ghostwriter has moved on to writing other things, and the publisher isn't acting all that enthusiastic, either. If you'd like to read more about my exciting life, please let her know at celinechatillon @ hotmail.com and maybe we'll get her back on track, eh?

Until then, yours always--
Brandi

XXX

  Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures: Chapter 10 -- 
Brandi Strikes Back

 http://www.extasybooks.com/Brandi-Strikes-Back/

As Chapter 10 opens, Brandi must find a way to disable her android replicas on Old Terra to prevent the interdimensional bandits from invading the universe. But the Pulsating Purple Parsnip is temporarily grounded. What can they do? Hijacking a spaceship and commanding her own crew of androids, Brandi strikes back the only way she knows how, using her wits and sexuality. Will Brandi and Robin survive the battle to discover their own happily ever after?

An excerpt from Chapter 10 – Brandi Strikes Back (Adults only!)

“Harder—I can take it in this form.” A Robin slipped his erection between my android’s lips and I—my replica, that is—began to suck greedily. “Hmm, chocolate-mint flavored cum?”

“It’s what a large majority of females indicated in a survey was their favorite flavor, so why not?” Juanito seemed to have withdrawn his consciousness from his ass-fucking friend and moved over to the Robin receiving my tongue’s attention to his dick. “Now that’s what I call a blow job. Oo, oo! I don’t want to come too soon. Let me switch again.”

Before I knew it, I felt my duplicate lifted and shifted into a new position to accommodate a Robin replica’s member in my cunt. I eagerly impaled my replica’s pussy upon the waiting cock and wasn’t disappointed. With all my duplicate’s holes fully lubricated and occupied, I was enjoying myself immensely.

“Keep up the good work, boys,” I mumbled between licks of the luscious dick dangling in front of my android’s face. The ass and cunt fuckers kept up a steady and powerful rhythm, spiraling their strokes hard against my clit. I teetered on the edge of a monstrous orgasm. Then I felt my real-world partner moving his hands from cupping my buttocks to finagling with his headset, and it distracted me.

I frowned. “Whatever are you doing?”

“Something I haven’t tried before—I’m going to take in the feed from three replicas simultaneously. Get ready for a wild ride, Brandi Whyne!”

I knew what was going to happen next. After all, Juanito only wanted a quickie, but I was determined to enjoy my full share of pleasure. I rocked my hips hard against the cocks thrusting into me and tightened my pelvic muscles. I pulled the dick between my lips deeper still into my—her—throat and activated a sub-routine called the vacuum that popped up in front of my android’s viewing area. Juanito squealed and pressed my ass harder against the spaceship landing gear.

“Here we come all at once!” Juanito cried.

The taste of chocolate-mint filled my mouth—gallons of it, or so it seemed. I felt the prince’s puny pecker stiffen and shake within me as my android enjoyed the no-so-tender ministrations of the three Robins’ cocks’ intense vibrations. Their pussy and ass pounding triggered a series of mind-expanding climaxes that built and waned and built and waned, going on for what felt like forever. With one last hard thrust to my cunt and a tonsil-tickling kiss of thanks from one of my satisfied customers, I collapsed to the ground and the world went dark.

Brandi Strikes Back is available at eXtasy Books: http://www.extasybooks.com/Brandi-Strikes-Back/ 

Chapters 1 - 10 are available at eXtasy Books, AR ebooks, and wherever fine ebooks are sold. Here's the link where you can find them all at the best price:

http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne/

Now available--Chapter 9: To Lay the Dirty Queen

 Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly 
Erotic Adventures:  Chapter 9
--To Lay the Dirty Queen

As Chapter 9 opens, Brandi finds herself at the hands of dirty Queen Broomhilda and a dozen horny ladies-in-waiting. After a bit of fun, she escapes and discovers renegade Prince Juanito has been creating android replicas of King Ricardo’s court. Will these mechanoid sex workers overthrow the monarch, or do they play only a small part in a much grander scheme devised by Robin’s evil ex, Marian? Can Brandi defeat an army of her own android clones?

To Lay the Dirty Queen is available from eXtasy Books, Amazon, All Romance ebooks, and wherever fine ebooks are sold. 

Brandi has infiltrated the dirty queen's bath in this excerpt from Chapter 9 – To Lay the Dirty Queen:

 “Allow me to help you.” My curvy wanton picked up a wash mitt and poured a drop of bath gel onto it, then leaned over the side and began soaping my breasts in slow, circular motions, inwardly spiraling toward my pert nipples. “It’s the least I can do for all the fun you showed us this evening.”

I sighed. “Thanks. You girls don’t have a good time every night?”

She made a sad pout. “Most nights, no. The queen kicks us out of her bedchamber whenever she has company. Our personal quarters are rather small, so we can’t get up to much activity.”

These women weren’t flesh and blood, so why did they even need private quarters? Couldn’t they just all line up in a closet and switch off when they weren’t needed? An odd notion occurred to me. I sensed that my sexy hostesses didn’t realize they were synthetic creations. Did they not know they were androids?

“I’m so sorry to hear you all don’t have much time for fun.” My sympathy was genuine, and my curiosity goaded me to keep questioning her. “What is your name, my dear? Where are you from?”

Her expression instantly lit up. “I’m Chelsie. I’m originally from a small town two hours south of the capital by the bullet train.” She plunged the mink-like mitt between my thighs and gave it a swirl about my clitoris. I jumped up and squealed, then gave her a quick peck on the cheek for her cheekiness. She giggled. “I like you, Brandi.”

“I like you, too, Chelsie. You seem an honest, sensible, young lady.” And one that didn’t seem to know that she wasn’t human. Or was it an act? I was about to question her some more when we were interrupted by my cinnamon-skinned lover who had been observing us from across the way for some time.

“Sensible isn’t the word I’d use to describe Miss Chelsie,” the exotic beauty murmured. She struck a daring pose, hands on slender hips, her naked pelvis thrust forward revealing her shaven pussy, her rosy-brown nipples pointing straight ahead, mesmerizing me.

I took a deep breath to calm my over-stimulated nerves, currently being stimulated nicely by Chelsie’s digits. “Ooo, if she’s not sensible, how would you describe Chelsie, then?”   

“I’d describe Chelsie as curious and ready to shag at a moment’s notice.” Cinnamon strode toward the tub and shook her head. “Oh, no, no, no. You can’t get her cleaned properly that way. Let’s get Brandi into the shower booth. You take one side. I’ll take the other.”

Chelsie giggled. “Oh, yes, please.”

Sometimes I don’t know what gets into me—well, that’s not exactly true. Huge strap-ons and men’s cocks get into me frequently, but sometimes girls just want to have fun…with each other in a shower. 

Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures:  Chapter 9--To Lay the Dirty Queen is available from eXtasy Books and wherever fine ebooks are sold.
 

Chapter 8: Brandi Courts Disaster!

Is it the beginning of the end for Brandi and company? Find out in the next three chapters of her ongoing memoirs, coming from eXtasy Books August 15...

Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly 

Erotic Adventures: 

Chapter 8--Brandi Courts Disaster

http://www.extasybooks.com/Brandi-Courts-Disaster

What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures (with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates). With a series title that long, you know it’s going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!

In Chapter 8, the space pirates long to discover what K.R.A.P.P. and the android Marian are up to, but first, Brandi needs to discipline Willie for fibbing about his past. A little demonstration and another great orgy later, the Triple P arrives at Old Terra and comes under attack. Can Brandi and company out-prank a prankster, survive a crash landing, and pull the plug on henpecked King Ricardo’s evil queen before it’s too late?

You can purchase chapters 1 - 7 at eXtasy Books, Amazon and wherever fine e-books are sold! Click this link for the best price: Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures

An excerpt from Brandi Courts Disaster--where Brandi must "discipline" Scarlett Willie and Captain Robin Manhood.
 

What could I to do with these two horny superior officers standing before me? They needed to be taught the ways of etiquette and how to treat a lady.

Of course, born of humble birth, I was no lady. But I was all woman, deserving nothing less than their best manners.

“On your knees, you scurvy dogs. Now!” I grabbed the short whip off the podium, the one my teacher and lover Zelda had bestowed upon me before she left the Triple P. I gave the whip a good crack near their ears. They did as they were told. The crowd hushed and leaned forward, drooling with expectation.

“Be careful with that thing. I’m deaf now in that ear,” Willie moaned.

I strolled toward him and smacked the whip playfully across his buttocks. “Better?”

Willie flinched, but smiled. “Much better.”

I turned to Robin and noticed his serious expression and rigid posture. “Captain, you have assumed the correct position and seem ready to accept your discipline. Is that correct?”

“Aye, aye, Madam Ship’s Counselor. I will accept discipline as you see fit to give it.”

I leaned closer to him and rubbed my aching breasts against his shoulders. “You seem a bit too eager to accept punishment, Captain, which makes me a bit suspicious.”

That seemed to catch him off guard. He raised a dark eyebrow. “Suspicious? Why, I’m only trying to cooperate fully, madam.”

 I took my nipples, which pointed through the thin silk of my poet’s shirt, and slowly rubbed them against his back. I was satisfied to hear his breathing increase in expectation. “You wish to demonstrate the wisdom in following orders and in not contradicting the officer in charge,” I murmured.

He nodded. “Exactly.”

I quickly removed my shirt and tossed it aside, allowing my cut-out lace bra to force my bared breasts higher. The audience politely applauded. I then did likewise and removed Robin’s green top. “So, if one cooperates,” I began as I danced my nipples across the bare skin of his back, “one would hope to be rewarded for one’s obedience, yes?”

Robin moaned as he leaned back against me. “Hmm, yes, one would hope.”

 

 Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly 

Erotic Adventures:  Chapter 8--Brandi Courts Disaster

 from eXtasy Books.

She's coming--again (and again)!

Heads up, darlings... I've whipped my ghost writer Celine into shape and told her to get back to work on my memoirs. Two more chapters are currently in the works. Tentative release date for the first book is August 15, 2015 from eXtasy Books.

Chapter 8 is entitled Brandi Courts Disaster and takes place on Old Terra in the court of King Ricardo the Party Pooper. That doesn't mean Brandi and the gang of space pirates won't have fun, because we all know that Brandi can have fun no matter what the circumstances (or whoever she has to go to bed with). ;)

Chapter 9 is called To Lay the Dirty Queen and that's sort of what happens...along with a few other things. Brandi will start putting two-and-two together and come up with some great group sex--or at least answers to some of the questions she and Robin Manhood have been searching for throughout their sexually repressed galaxy. Space pirates who distribute adult toys have to deal with so many obstacles!

If you need to catch up with all the sci-fi/fantasy/comedic erotic-romantic action so far, check out chapters 1 - 7 at eXtasy Books. They've been having some very good sales on ebooks lately, so buy now and buy in bulk. You know I appreciate it. ;)

Here's the link to the entire series/serial so far:
http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne

Until later, be good--or at least be nice to your lovers!
Brandi 
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Happy Talk Like a Space Pirate Day Once More

Hello Darlings! 

I've been quiet lately because my ghost writer Celine has been busy with her "real life". (As if my fictional life isn't just as important? Hmph!) 

Happy Talk Like a Space Pirate Day from a sexy space pirate herself. I may yet get Celine back to writing my memoirs... There's been some good news from our publisher, and I don't want to jinx it, but it could mean Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures may go into print. 

Keep your fingers and pirate hooks crossed that it comes to pass, me mateys! ;)

Until then, I will always be your faithful (and very naughty), 

Brandi

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Kindle ebooks and a $5 store credit--check it out!

Here's a bit of news you may enjoy from my ghostwriter...

Some great news from my publisher, eXtasy Books!

Because of a bad web server and the web site crashing this past week, publisher Tina Haveman has issued the following statement:

"All customers [will be] given 5 dollar credit for the bad experience of the last few days... They don't have to spend 20 dollars to use the credit. It's a gift from us that they can use right away."

Yes, that's right--you can get free ebooks with this credit with no wait. :)

And here's some more great news--Kindle versions of all Devine Destinies/eXtasy Books are available now at the publisher's web sites. Experience great customer service at the best prices in one of the most popular e-formats out there today.

Be sure to consider purchasing one of my books with your $5 credit!

Celine

http://www.celinechatillon.com

My book listings at eXtasy Books:
http://www.extasybooks.com/index.php?route=product%2Fauthor&author_id=930

My book listings at Devine Destinies Books:
http://www.devinedestinies.com/index.php?route=product/author&author_id=902

Still Talking like a Space Pirate--But is Anyone Listening?

Hello Darlings--

 Long time since you've heard from me. Yes, I know I missed International Talk like a Pirate Day yesterday, but I talk like a pirate all the time! A space pirate, I realize, but it counts all the same.

Celine has been busy writing vampire stories lately. The Kindred vampire series from eXtasy Books. Will that woman ever settle on just one thing? Sigh! Anyway, she's been asked if Brandi's memoirs will continue and she said yes, they will. Got her! If you would continue to flood her email box and bug her online, perhaps we can goad her into writing more of my story sooner rather than later.

She also gets up to no good with her "nice girl" persona as well. Cynthianna has a couple of full-length novels of the "romantic comedy" variety coming out soon enough. They're not half bad if you don't mind plain vanilla love scenes. They'd make a perfect Christmas gift for your maiden auntie or your grandma with a heart condition if they own a Kindle or other e-reader. 

Please tell her I'm pimping her stuff--it'll make her day. Until we meet again, stay sane and keep reading the good stuff! 

Kisses,
Brandi
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What the heck does this mean?

What the heck does this poll result mean on my ghostwriter's site, Celine's Dreams?

Fifteen votes and it seems to be a tie. Most said they loved the title of my memoirs, BRANDI WHYNE AND HER INCREDIBLY EROTIC ADVENTURES (With Robin Manhood and his Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates). They didn't find it too long or too short, but j-u-u-u-st right! ;)

There were a few who said it should be shorter, but since they're in the minority, I'll ignore them and stick to my guns with the longer name. If Celine reads this, she's going to be a bit ticked off with me, but that's life, ain't it?


I think it's funny some folks checked "You're nuts" as a poll response. I've been telling Celine that for years now... Poor dear thing she is. Crazy girl thinks she can make a living as a fiction writer--now that is nuts!


Thanks to all who voted in the poll or took the time to read the posting at Celine's Dreams. Celine is busy promoting a new vampire tale (Blood Betrayal) this month (what's wrong with humorous erotic-romance?), so she'll probably not help me get my next story, Brandi Courts Disaster out for while... not unless you email her, tweet her, blog comment, Facebook or otherwise bug her to get her fat ass into gear and finish writing my magnum opus. You have my permission to be obnoxious on this point.


Until later, darlings!


Brandi 
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Why, of all the nerve!

That's my name and I'm sticking to it!

Why, of all the nerve!Can you believe it?

My ghost writer, Celine, wants to diddle with my memoir's title. She thinks it's "too long" and it's not "helping sales" of my book series. Just who the hell does she think she is!


She's even posted a poll at her blog, and she's asking readers to vote on it and give her feedback. Go to http://celinesdreams.blogspot.com and check it out.


Really, what would the readers know about whether it's a good title or not? Not to put any of y'all down (since I adore you, I really do), but they're  my memoirs so I should have the power to name them, right?

So, please go over to Celine's Dreams blog and vote that you want to keep Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures the same--and leave a comment telling Celine where to get off while you're at it. Thanks, darlings!

A Real-Life Reading from BRANDI WHYNE AND HER INCREDIBLY EROTIC ADVENTURES

Wow!

Celine (my lazy ghost writer) has gotten off her curvy backside and got herself an author's reading this Saturday night at Shameless Grounds in St. Louis. Here are the details:

Join St. Louis area Science fiction/ fantasy/paranormal/historical/erotica/erotic-romance writers Zo Leavy, Elizabeth Donald, AJ Matthews and me (disguised as Celine Chatillon) this Saturday, December 3, 8 PM, at Shameless Grounds (2650 Sidney) in St. Louis. We'll each be reading selections from our works, taking your questions, comments and generally having a good time while we all sip some java or enjoy the other fine eats available at Shameless Grounds.

A guaranteed good time to be had by one and all! (I'll be reading excerpts from the first book in my eXtasy Book series BRANDI WHYNE AND HER INCREDIBLY EROTIC ADVENTURES.) ;)

Celine
http://www.celinechatillon.com
http://tinyurl.com/celineatextasy

About time! I can't wait to see how the audience reacts to my daring and oh-so-erotic adventures. See you there! ;)

Upcoming interview...

If you've ever wanted to see me, Brandi Whyne, Space Pirate extraordinaire, in "action", don't fret... You'll be able to read a no-holds bar interview with yours truly this coming November 17 - 18 on The Sex Marks the G-Spot blog.

You know, with a blog name like that, it's gonna be good. ;-)

Other excitement this past week included Celine re-doing her web site yet again. Honestly! She needs to spend more time on my blog and less on hers, but there you go. Check out her new home page at http://www.celinechatillon.com/ and her Celine's Dreams blog at http://celinesdreams.blogspot.com/  And be sure to tell her if there are any typos, boo-boos or missing links. She'll love that... Bwahahahaha!

And if you've ever wanted to see all the purchase links for my books in one place, be sure to check out http://tinyurl.com/celineatextasy

Until then, keeping reading my Incredibly Erotic Adventures!

Talk like a pirate? What's that about?

Celine hasn't helped me update my page here since she was "talking like a pirate" yesterday. What the hell is that all about, I ask you?

As a bonafide space pirate, I can honestly say we speak no different from anyone else. Some of us even speak better. Dum Luk for instance... our resident mad scientist aboard the Pulsating Purple Parsnip. Now that is a man who didn't let years of education and drudgery in the lab turn him into a dull ol' boy. He's a fun guy at an orgy. Just ask Dr. Kwak and Tryor Fuq--they'll tell you.

Well, I hope Celine has been out promoting my latest chapter Brandi's Best Revenge. She has updated the excerpt page with correct purchase links from eXtasy Books. I might have to give her a spanking in thanks for that much work today. ;-)

Here are the updated purchase links in case you're interested:

Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures: Collect them all!

Chapter 1—Captured by Space Pirates! http://tinyurl.com/brandiw1

Chapter 2—Lashed at the Mast! http://tinyurl.com/brandiw2

Chapter 3—Bound for Adventure! http://tinyurl.com/brandiw3

Chapter 4—Little John’s Very Big Problem http://tinyurl.com/brandi-4

Chapter 5—The Search for Brandi’s Crack http://tinyurl.com/brandi-5
Chapter 6—Kidnapped by Time Bandits! http://tinyurl.com/brandi-6
Chapter 7—Brandi's Best Revenge! http://tinyurl.com/brandi-7



Sheesh!! I didn't realize my story had gotten that long! And I'm not even to the good parts yet... You'll see. (Keep reading, me hardies!) ;)

Brandi's Best Revenge is now in the building!

BRANDI WHYNE AND HER INCREDIBLY EROTIC ADVENTURES: Chapter 7--Brandi's Best Revenge! :)

Now available from eXtasy books in various e-formats:

http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne-7-3/

or http://tinyurl.com/brandi-7

Here's the quick synopsis:

In Chapter 7, Brandi’s Best Revenge, the crew of the Pulsating Purple Parsnip encounter their time bandit contact in their own dimension—Robin‘s ex-girlfriend, Marian Maidenform. But all is not quite as it seems aboard Marian‘s ship, and seducing the hunky android Andrew becomes part of Brandi‘s revenge against the cold yet sexy woman who broke Robin‘s heart. But what does K.R.A.P.P. have to do with the balance of power on Old Terra? Brandi and her pals are determined to find out.

And don't forget, you can receive your very own PDF copy of "Outrageous Extended Excerpts" from all the chapters (well, up to number 6) by simply dropping my ghost writer, the slow-to-update-blogs Celine, an email with "Free Ebook" in the subject line. celinechatillon @ hotmail.com  

I'll be sure to spank her if she doesn't send it to you right away... After all, I am "ship's counselor and disciplinarian". ;)

A very hot excerpt will be posted soon, too. Celine says she'll get right onto it... My velvet whip can be a very enticing instrument. ;)

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The excerpt from Brandi's Best Revenge! is now available on its very own page:


http://brandi-whyne.blogspot.com/p/excerpt-from-latest-chapter-brandis.html


That way you don't have to scroll down to find it at a later date. Enjoy!

Celine


(Was that okay, Mistress Brandi?)

A spankin' hot excerpt from Lashed at the Mast!

Celine's just home from "Friday Foreplay" on the eX Factor Yahoogroup email loop (what the hell is "email" anyway?)  and she asked me if I could post this excerpt from the second chapter in my fascinating memoirs, Lashed at the Mast! Of course I said yes... I enjoy a good spanking scene as much as the next person! ;-)

An excerpt from Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures: Chapter 2--Lashed at the Mast! now available from eXtasy Books: http://tinyurl.com/brandiwhyne2




Robin winked at me and said under his breath, “Follow along with Zelda and I promise you’ll enjoy your punishment.”


“What if I don’t wish to be tamed?” I replied tartly. “What then?”


A throaty chuckle burst from his lips. He slipped a hand into my panties and felt the wetness growing there. “You’ll want to be tamed. Believe me—you’ll want to.”


“Captain.” Zelda came close to my right side and presented her violet whip to him. “You have the honor.”


I cringed. The whip was small but I could tell it packed a punch. I began wriggling my hands free of their bindings. Robin placed a comforting hand on my shoulder to still my anxious movement.


“No need. I prefer the ‘hands on’ approach.” He waggled an eyebrow at me and turned to face the crew. “I think everyone here today agrees. What say you?”


“Aye, aye!” the cheers rang out.


“I can’t wait to get my hands on that luscious ass…” I heard Dr. Kwak muttering. From the corner of my eye I spied him hiking up my ruffled skirt. The sicko really seemed to get off on wearing women’s clothing, obvious by his erection proudly poking out from beneath his petticoats. Correction—my petticoats.


Before I knew what hit me Robin ripped my lacy white panties off my bottom and applied pressure with a determined spank across my exposed butt cheeks. I jumped at the rough surprise, but held fast to the mast as he repeated the process several times. Now was not the time to show weakness.


“Naughty girl.”


Scarlet-faced Willie had sauntered over to my side and began rubbing his sticky staff against my left buttock’s burning flesh. The slow, sensual touch of his cock against my stinging bottom made my pussy muscles clench. I threw back my head and moaned.


“You like that, eh?” Willie muttered, spreading his juices across my other butt cheek. “You want me to keep doing it?”


“She likes it too much,” Zelda interrupted, stepping closer. She shoved her breasts close to my flushed face. “Don’t you?”


Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures: Chapter 2--Lashed at the Mast! now available from eXtasy Books: http://tinyurl.com/brandiwhyne2 and at Amazon for the Kindle format and wherever naughty books are sold!

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Brandi Whyne Chapter 6 has arrived at last!

Check out my new book trailer... I hope that it catches you up on the series so far. (What if you can't follow what's happening so far? Well, go out and buy the other five books and read them! Duh!) ;)


Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures: Chapter 6--Kidnapped by Time Bandits! is now available in multiple e-book formats at eXtasy Books at the link below:

Kidnapped by Time Bandits!

What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Pirates of the Caribbean, Fanny Hill , Red Dwarf and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures (with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates). With a series title that long, you know it’s going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!

In Chapter Six, Kidnapped by Time Bandits, Brandi is sucked into an alternate dimension and forced to do a little sucking on some not-so-nice space pirates—including Robin Limpdick, the evil twin of her own lover Robin Manhood. After a good licking, she meets Captain Jacques Swallows and his right hand man Francois who put her to the test. Can Brandi convince the Time Bandits that the crew of the Pulsating Purple Parsnip can do more than just throw a great orgy?

And for those of you who need a refresher, here's the links to the first five books in order:

Captured by Space Pirates!

Lashed at the Mast!

Bound for Adventure!

Little John's Very Big Problem

The Search for Brandi's Crack

(All of these titles are also available for the Kindle e-reader. Click on the link to the righthand side.)

Now, get out there and tell folks the latest book is now for sale. You can also tell them about the wonderful book trailer... and don't forget to tell them just how wonderful I am, too.

Excerpt to come--pardon my pun. ;)

Left you hanging, did I?

Hello again...

Celine has finally allowed me to post a personal greeting to all my fans. She's jealous, you know? That's why there's been a bit of a break in the retelling of my extraordinary life story, Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures.

But no longer! The sixth chapter, Kidnapped by Time Bandits!, will be released soon. Hopefully, your tension will also be released.

In the meantime, I thought I'd do a slight recap of what all has been happening in the series so far...

What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Pirates of the Caribbean, Fanny Hill and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne… And Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates. With a series title that long, you know it’s gotta be good!

In Chapter One: Captured by Space Pirates! we meet our heroine, the strong-willed, hot-blooded Brandi Whyne. Brandi is a comely lass orphaned at a young age. Now twenty-two and working as a barmaid in hellhole spaceport, Brandi finds her virginity threatened. That is, until a tall, mysterious stranger waltzes into the bar and rescues her. To Brandi’s delight her rescuer turns out to be none other than the wickedly handsome Robin Manhood, wanted space pirate and captain of the Pulsating Purple Parsnip. Brandi decides to join Robin’s crew of sexual deviants and freedom fighters in their quest to provide the galaxy with a endless supply of cheap adult toys and even cheaper laughter.

In Chapter Two: Lashed at the Mast! strong-willed, hot-blooded Brandi Whyne finds herself tied up for a bout of “discipline” with ship’s disciplinarian Zelda. After her experience, Captain Robin Manhood—-along with several other crew members-—are pleasantly surprised at how well Brandi adapts to life aboard the Purple Pulsating Parsnip. Robin then sends Brandi on an undercover mission to ascertain why the dangerously sexy space smuggler Daro is delivering inferior adult toys. But first Brandi has to make Zelda’s leather-wearing ex-lover Zelina jealous. Will silver pasties and crotchless panties really do the trick?

In Chapter Three: Bound for Adventure! Brandi goes undercover but is soon found out by sexy smuggler Daro. She bravely faces death by oversized dildo—until Robin and the gang save the day. After Dr. Kwak’s “rat poison” interrogation, it appears Daro is working for dreaded inter-dimensional bandits. What can they do? Why, Robin takes charge of the situation by announcing its time for a ship wide orgy, of course!

In Chapter Four: Little John’s Very Big Problem Brandi bravely cheers up the giant John Thomas with her own brand of sexual healing. J.T. harbors a crush on Peri, a shy girl who works at Robin’s hideout. After a makeover and a sexy soak in the tub, Brandi, Peri and company enjoy a dinner party that includes plenty of dessert. But will bandits from another dimension spoil their fun?

In Chapter Five: The Search for Brandi’s Crack,
Brandi and the crew go searching for a crack in the time-space continuum. Along the way they experience some rather wild side effects of inter-dimensional travel—including Brandi’s disembodied ass begging to be rogered. Robin is more than happy to oblige as the gravity units go off line, and as an oddly familiar time bandit plans to take Brandi hostage…

And here's what's coming in Chapter Six: Kidnapped by Time Bandits!

In Chapter Six, Kidnapped by Time Bandits, Brandi is sucked into an alternate dimension and forced to do a little sucking on some not-so-nice space pirates—including Robin Limpdick, the evil twin of her own lover Robin Manhood. After a good licking, she meets Captain Jacques Swallows and his right hand man Francois who put her to the test. Can Brandi convince the Time Bandits that the crew of the Pulsating Purple Parsnip can do more than just throw a great orgy?

I'll post some hot excerpts here soon to help jog your... memory... a bit more. Tell your friends to check me out. Two's company, three's a crowd, but four or more is perfect for an orgy! ;-)

Brandi Rides Again!

Coming Soon from eXtasy Books...

What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Pirates of the Caribbean, Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne… And Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates. With a series title that long, you know it’s going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!

In Chapter Six, Kidnapped by Time Bandits, Brandi is sucked into an alternate dimension and forced to do a little sucking on some not-so-nice space pirates—including Robin Limpdick, the evil twin of her own lover Robin Manhood. After a good licking, she meets Captain Jacques Swallows and his right hand man Francois who put her to the test. Can Brandi convince the Time Bandits that the crew of the Pulsating Purple Parsnip can do more than just throw a great orgy?


Kidnapped by Time Bandits! is not quite yet available for sale at eXtasy Books, but you can catch up on her first five adventures at the links below:

Captured by Space Pirates!

Lashed at the Mast!

Bound for Adventure

Little John's Big Problem

The Search for Brandi's Crack


More info, excerpts and review blurbs at this link: http://www.cynthianna.com/brandi.html

Here's hoping you'll become a part of my fan club until then!



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The Loves of Her Life--now available

Celine's erotic-fantasy novella, THE LOVES OF HER LIFE has just been released from eXtasy Books. Her heroine, Estrella, has the second sight and the ability to use "sexual magic". Will she use her abilities wisely? That's for you to decide!

Here's a brief excerpt to pique your interest:

The Loves of Her Life: Two of Wands
by Celine Chatillon

The latest from the Tarot Card Series at eXtasy Books.

Spoiled and pampered Princess Estrella knows she must marry Prince Norbet for the good of her people. But she loves Lord Aiden, her childhood sweetheart, a soldier who must fight the dragon that threatens both their kingdoms. With her second sight she can see into the future and knows what is best for all… But even with this
awful knowledge, how can Estrella choose between the loves of her life?

Scene Set-up: Things steam up when Estrella and Aiden act out the story of the beginning of the world during the Summer Solstice celebrations...


"Give us the rest of the story!" cried the spectators. "Honor the Summer Solstice! Honor the goddess!"

"Well, if you put it that way…"

Estrella wrapped her hands tighter about her lover's neck and pulled his lips toward hers, kissing him passionately. Their tongues met and the electricity of attraction surged through both. Instantly, Aiden crushed her curves against his. He rhythmically rubbed the bulge beneath his loincloth against her belly. She moaned and
reached down to stroke his erect flesh in time with the music, which had taken a serious turn into a steady, sultry, throbbing beat. He slid a hand under her short, filmy skirt and stroked the growing dampness between her thighs.

He chuckled. "You're as wet as the legendary flood of the Dragon's lair. Obviously, all these eyes focused on your luscious body is a turn on."

She smiled against his lips. "And I can tell you're as hard and straight as the legendary granite obelisk that marks the end of the world."

"Atillo then entered Adala and the whole world blossomed!" exclaimed a self-appointed narrator, a thin, bookish-type who seem to relish the telling of tales. "Soon, all the world was filled with the beautiful evidence of their love."

"Hmm, are you ready for me to fill you with the evidence of my love, my dear?" Aiden whispered in her ear. "I'm about to burst as it is."

"As am I. But wasn't there another person in the legend that brought the two together? The oak tree, Amillo?"

"You're right." Aiden tweaked a pointed nipple through the thin material of her shift, causing Estrella to moan.

A shadow crossed their path.

"And Amillo came and cradled the lovers in his branches to better assist their joining," their narrator said in hushed tones.

Estrella and Aiden hesitated then slowly turned to see their oak cradle.

The well-dressed stranger!

"I thought I'd volunteer my services in the part of Amillo. I am an amateur scholar of these old myths and legends. The chance to help act out one with such a handsome couple was… irresistible."

THE LOVES OF HER LIFE
http://www.celinechatillon.com/loves.html

Buy it at eXtasy Books: http://www.extasybooks.com


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