I love my interview!

Wow! I love my interview today at Sex Marks the G-Spot!

http://www.sexmarksthegspot.com/2011/11/interview-with-brandi-whyne-from-brandi.html

Do I sound "intelligent" to you? Or just plain sassy? ;)

Upcoming interview...

If you've ever wanted to see me, Brandi Whyne, Space Pirate extraordinaire, in "action", don't fret... You'll be able to read a no-holds bar interview with yours truly this coming November 17 - 18 on The Sex Marks the G-Spot blog.

You know, with a blog name like that, it's gonna be good. ;-)

Other excitement this past week included Celine re-doing her web site yet again. Honestly! She needs to spend more time on my blog and less on hers, but there you go. Check out her new home page at http://www.celinechatillon.com/ and her Celine's Dreams blog at http://celinesdreams.blogspot.com/  And be sure to tell her if there are any typos, boo-boos or missing links. She'll love that... Bwahahahaha!

And if you've ever wanted to see all the purchase links for my books in one place, be sure to check out http://tinyurl.com/celineatextasy

Until then, keeping reading my Incredibly Erotic Adventures!

Do you really think I'm funny?

Celine got off her fat backside and promoted Chapter 6--Kidnapped by Time Bandits at author Robin Badillo's Sealed with a Kiss blog this week. Check me out there:

http://robinbadillo.blogspot.com
And enjoy the cool tunes playing in the background. (Sweet!)
 
I've been told recently that I'm "funny". Is that "ha-ha funny" or "weird funny" you think? I know my memoirs are outrageously entertaining, but are they funny in a good way? What do you think? I'm dying to know... Perhaps I should find a new ghost writer? Hmm...
 

P.S. The tiny url links that I previously posted to my individual titles in the BW series may take you to the front page of eXtasy Books instead. A recent change in servers sort of voided the links with little notice. If you type in "Celine Chatillon" in the search box under author (on right top corner of the front page) that will take you to a listing of my stories. I apologize for any inconvenience. I'll have to get the whip out and make Celine update all the old links soon... Unfortunately, she enjoys a good spanking too much. ;)

Celine's got a sense of humor?

Well, I never knew!

You can read what my ghost writer Celine Chatillon says was the impetus behind her helping me craft my epic life story at Sapphire Phelan's blog:

http://sapphirephelanspassioncorner.blogspot.com/2011/06/romancing-on-fiday-guest-blogger-celine.html


And to top it all off--she's giving away a free ebook! (Email her at celinechatillon @ hotmail.com )

Will that woman ever learn that we're going to be GAZILLIONAIRES some day, but you can't do that by giving away free ebooks? Hmmph!!

Stylish Blogging? Sounds naughty to me!

Stylish Blogging Award? Who me? Why, I'm honored... You sure there isn't a secondary meaning to the word "blog"? After all, it does rhyme with snog! ;)

Thanks to Celine Chatillon and her Celine's Dreams blog for nominating me. I was going to post an excerpt here shortly, but I suppose I can do this little thing first. ;)

I have to tell you seven things you don't know about me... Well, what do you really want to know, darlings, that I haven't revealed in my memoirs?

1.) I was actually born on Old Terra. Not many people can claim that these days. But I'm an orphan and don't really know much about my family's past. Could we be related to the lascivious, inbred nobility of the homeworld? It's a thought, but one I'd rather not dwell upon too long.

2.) I've dropped subtle hints to Robin Manhood to pop the big question... You know--little hints that say, "I love you, so why haven't you asked me yet?"

3.) Tryor Fuq farts a lot. In bed. One reason I tend to limit personal contact with him to orgies, don't you know. It's not one of my turn-ons. ;)

4.) My favorite position is on top and from behind and underneath and lying diagonally and upside down and swinging from the rafters and...

5.) I tried that "all protein diet" once, but I got tired of it after the first week. Still, I keep getting knocks on my cabin door...

6.) Captain Jacques Swallows is one gorgeous man, but how can I turn his preference from the handsome and manly Francois? I'll keep trying.

7.) Diamonds are a girl's best friend? Nah! A girl's best friend needs a decent battery charger!

I hope you've enjoyed my confessions here. I'll post my nomination for Stylish Blogger Award with my next post.