Is this it? The Final Chapter in Brandi's Memoirs?

This is it... The tenth and final chapter in my memoirs, Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures. I know I'd like these stories to go on and on and on and on, but my ghostwriter has moved on to writing other things, and the publisher isn't acting all that enthusiastic, either. If you'd like to read more about my exciting life, please let her know at celinechatillon @ hotmail.com and maybe we'll get her back on track, eh?

Until then, yours always--
Brandi

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  Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures: Chapter 10 -- 
Brandi Strikes Back

 http://www.extasybooks.com/Brandi-Strikes-Back/

As Chapter 10 opens, Brandi must find a way to disable her android replicas on Old Terra to prevent the interdimensional bandits from invading the universe. But the Pulsating Purple Parsnip is temporarily grounded. What can they do? Hijacking a spaceship and commanding her own crew of androids, Brandi strikes back the only way she knows how, using her wits and sexuality. Will Brandi and Robin survive the battle to discover their own happily ever after?

An excerpt from Chapter 10 – Brandi Strikes Back (Adults only!)

“Harder—I can take it in this form.” A Robin slipped his erection between my android’s lips and I—my replica, that is—began to suck greedily. “Hmm, chocolate-mint flavored cum?”

“It’s what a large majority of females indicated in a survey was their favorite flavor, so why not?” Juanito seemed to have withdrawn his consciousness from his ass-fucking friend and moved over to the Robin receiving my tongue’s attention to his dick. “Now that’s what I call a blow job. Oo, oo! I don’t want to come too soon. Let me switch again.”

Before I knew it, I felt my duplicate lifted and shifted into a new position to accommodate a Robin replica’s member in my cunt. I eagerly impaled my replica’s pussy upon the waiting cock and wasn’t disappointed. With all my duplicate’s holes fully lubricated and occupied, I was enjoying myself immensely.

“Keep up the good work, boys,” I mumbled between licks of the luscious dick dangling in front of my android’s face. The ass and cunt fuckers kept up a steady and powerful rhythm, spiraling their strokes hard against my clit. I teetered on the edge of a monstrous orgasm. Then I felt my real-world partner moving his hands from cupping my buttocks to finagling with his headset, and it distracted me.

I frowned. “Whatever are you doing?”

“Something I haven’t tried before—I’m going to take in the feed from three replicas simultaneously. Get ready for a wild ride, Brandi Whyne!”

I knew what was going to happen next. After all, Juanito only wanted a quickie, but I was determined to enjoy my full share of pleasure. I rocked my hips hard against the cocks thrusting into me and tightened my pelvic muscles. I pulled the dick between my lips deeper still into my—her—throat and activated a sub-routine called the vacuum that popped up in front of my android’s viewing area. Juanito squealed and pressed my ass harder against the spaceship landing gear.

“Here we come all at once!” Juanito cried.

The taste of chocolate-mint filled my mouth—gallons of it, or so it seemed. I felt the prince’s puny pecker stiffen and shake within me as my android enjoyed the no-so-tender ministrations of the three Robins’ cocks’ intense vibrations. Their pussy and ass pounding triggered a series of mind-expanding climaxes that built and waned and built and waned, going on for what felt like forever. With one last hard thrust to my cunt and a tonsil-tickling kiss of thanks from one of my satisfied customers, I collapsed to the ground and the world went dark.

Brandi Strikes Back is available at eXtasy Books: http://www.extasybooks.com/Brandi-Strikes-Back/ 

Chapters 1 - 10 are available at eXtasy Books, AR ebooks, and wherever fine ebooks are sold. Here's the link where you can find them all at the best price:

http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne/

Talk like a pirate? What's that about?

Celine hasn't helped me update my page here since she was "talking like a pirate" yesterday. What the hell is that all about, I ask you?

As a bonafide space pirate, I can honestly say we speak no different from anyone else. Some of us even speak better. Dum Luk for instance... our resident mad scientist aboard the Pulsating Purple Parsnip. Now that is a man who didn't let years of education and drudgery in the lab turn him into a dull ol' boy. He's a fun guy at an orgy. Just ask Dr. Kwak and Tryor Fuq--they'll tell you.

Well, I hope Celine has been out promoting my latest chapter Brandi's Best Revenge. She has updated the excerpt page with correct purchase links from eXtasy Books. I might have to give her a spanking in thanks for that much work today. ;-)

Here are the updated purchase links in case you're interested:

Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures: Collect them all!

Chapter 1—Captured by Space Pirates! http://tinyurl.com/brandiw1

Chapter 2—Lashed at the Mast! http://tinyurl.com/brandiw2

Chapter 3—Bound for Adventure! http://tinyurl.com/brandiw3

Chapter 4—Little John’s Very Big Problem http://tinyurl.com/brandi-4

Chapter 5—The Search for Brandi’s Crack http://tinyurl.com/brandi-5
Chapter 6—Kidnapped by Time Bandits! http://tinyurl.com/brandi-6
Chapter 7—Brandi's Best Revenge! http://tinyurl.com/brandi-7



Sheesh!! I didn't realize my story had gotten that long! And I'm not even to the good parts yet... You'll see. (Keep reading, me hardies!) ;)

Brandi's Best Revenge is now in the building!

BRANDI WHYNE AND HER INCREDIBLY EROTIC ADVENTURES: Chapter 7--Brandi's Best Revenge! :)

Now available from eXtasy books in various e-formats:

http://www.extasybooks.com/brandi-whyne-7-3/

or http://tinyurl.com/brandi-7

Here's the quick synopsis:

In Chapter 7, Brandi’s Best Revenge, the crew of the Pulsating Purple Parsnip encounter their time bandit contact in their own dimension—Robin‘s ex-girlfriend, Marian Maidenform. But all is not quite as it seems aboard Marian‘s ship, and seducing the hunky android Andrew becomes part of Brandi‘s revenge against the cold yet sexy woman who broke Robin‘s heart. But what does K.R.A.P.P. have to do with the balance of power on Old Terra? Brandi and her pals are determined to find out.

And don't forget, you can receive your very own PDF copy of "Outrageous Extended Excerpts" from all the chapters (well, up to number 6) by simply dropping my ghost writer, the slow-to-update-blogs Celine, an email with "Free Ebook" in the subject line. celinechatillon @ hotmail.com  

I'll be sure to spank her if she doesn't send it to you right away... After all, I am "ship's counselor and disciplinarian". ;)

A very hot excerpt will be posted soon, too. Celine says she'll get right onto it... My velvet whip can be a very enticing instrument. ;)

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The excerpt from Brandi's Best Revenge! is now available on its very own page:


http://brandi-whyne.blogspot.com/p/excerpt-from-latest-chapter-brandis.html


That way you don't have to scroll down to find it at a later date. Enjoy!

Celine


(Was that okay, Mistress Brandi?)

A spankin' hot excerpt from Lashed at the Mast!

Celine's just home from "Friday Foreplay" on the eX Factor Yahoogroup email loop (what the hell is "email" anyway?)  and she asked me if I could post this excerpt from the second chapter in my fascinating memoirs, Lashed at the Mast! Of course I said yes... I enjoy a good spanking scene as much as the next person! ;-)

An excerpt from Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures: Chapter 2--Lashed at the Mast! now available from eXtasy Books: http://tinyurl.com/brandiwhyne2




Robin winked at me and said under his breath, “Follow along with Zelda and I promise you’ll enjoy your punishment.”


“What if I don’t wish to be tamed?” I replied tartly. “What then?”


A throaty chuckle burst from his lips. He slipped a hand into my panties and felt the wetness growing there. “You’ll want to be tamed. Believe me—you’ll want to.”


“Captain.” Zelda came close to my right side and presented her violet whip to him. “You have the honor.”


I cringed. The whip was small but I could tell it packed a punch. I began wriggling my hands free of their bindings. Robin placed a comforting hand on my shoulder to still my anxious movement.


“No need. I prefer the ‘hands on’ approach.” He waggled an eyebrow at me and turned to face the crew. “I think everyone here today agrees. What say you?”


“Aye, aye!” the cheers rang out.


“I can’t wait to get my hands on that luscious ass…” I heard Dr. Kwak muttering. From the corner of my eye I spied him hiking up my ruffled skirt. The sicko really seemed to get off on wearing women’s clothing, obvious by his erection proudly poking out from beneath his petticoats. Correction—my petticoats.


Before I knew what hit me Robin ripped my lacy white panties off my bottom and applied pressure with a determined spank across my exposed butt cheeks. I jumped at the rough surprise, but held fast to the mast as he repeated the process several times. Now was not the time to show weakness.


“Naughty girl.”


Scarlet-faced Willie had sauntered over to my side and began rubbing his sticky staff against my left buttock’s burning flesh. The slow, sensual touch of his cock against my stinging bottom made my pussy muscles clench. I threw back my head and moaned.


“You like that, eh?” Willie muttered, spreading his juices across my other butt cheek. “You want me to keep doing it?”


“She likes it too much,” Zelda interrupted, stepping closer. She shoved her breasts close to my flushed face. “Don’t you?”


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A very naughty excerpt...

All right already! I got Celine off her fat ass and she's agreed to help me post a very naughty extended excerpt from Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures: Chapter 6--Kidnapped by Time Bandits! which is of course available from eXtasy Books: http://tinyurl.com/brandiwhyne6

Here's a quick summary of the series so far in video form...

The scene begins: Brandi has been chosen to represent the crew of the starship the Pulsating Purple Parsnip in a test deviced by the mysterious time bandit, Captain Jacques Swallows.


“Navigator Brandi Whyne.” The time bandit bowed politely and took my hand. I stood on his right as the silent Francois stood several paces behind, pouting. “I see that your fellow shipmates are very supportive of your efforts on your behalf, Miss Whyne.”

“We’ll support Brandi in any effort to get her clothes off!” shouted Tryor Fuq from the corner. “Won’t we, folks?” The crowd erupted into catcalls and hoots. I blushed and acknowledged their love by blowing them kisses.

“Brandi, Brandi, Brandi!” they cheered.

“Hey—that’s not fair,” said Robin Limpdick, pointing at my drunken cheerleaders. “She’s got a regular fan club here. Where are my supporters?”

“You’re right.” Captain Swallows turned to Bak Azzwards. “You may bring some of your men along to cheer for your champion if you wish.”

“Er…they are here. They are a bit quiet for thome reathon.”

I noticed Bernard, Henry and a few of the others drinking Dr. Kwak’s crazy concoctions and passing out under the tables. The sound of hics, belches and burps greeted the silence for Robin Limpdick.

“A fat lot of good you assholes are,” he grumbled.

Jacques Swallows raised his hands. “The test will now begin.”

Francois quickly and quietly disrobed his master. I was not disappointed in what I saw. The time bandit had a beautiful body, buff and muscular, a hairless chest and a cock length that rivaled Little John’s. My hand fell to my clit, and I began to stroke myself. It throbbed as my vaginal muscles clenched at the thought of that bad boy sliding into my tight passage. I looked to my lover for permission to bed the stranger for the good of our crew. He nodded slightly and smiled.

“Now it your turn,” Swallows said, indicating that both Limpdick and I were to undress. I tore off my silky flowing shirt and kicked off my boots even before my opponent had a chance to remove his shirt.

“So, it’s a three-way?” Limpdick said, laughing. “I can tell you she gives a good blow job, so if you let me give her ass a good pumping you can— ”

The time bandit cut him off mid-sentence. “Brandi gives excellent fellatio, you say? Good. How about you, Limpdick?”

“How about me what?”

“Can you suck my dick as well as Brandi can?”

My challenger paled. “Say what?”

The captain took a step forward. Francois took me by the shoulders and moved me away from the two. “Come now, Mr. Limpdick. If you want to work for us, we have to be able to trust your word and trust your loyalty under all circumstances. Your very life could be at stake. I order you to suck my cock. Now.”

“You got your little friend Francie there to blow you—I don’t work that side of the room. Well, not unless you want to suck me off first.” He whipped out his penis and began to pump it, glancing over to me. “Brandi can tell you how good I taste.”

“That’s not what I ordered, Mr. Limpdick.” Jacques Swallows was not a man to be trifled with I could tell. With a swift nod of the head he indicated for Francois to force Limpdick to comply. The youth was compact but strong and easily got the doppelganger to his knees with his lips open and his head tilted to take the full length of Swallows’ massive cock.

“Ooo!” the collective voice of the crowd cried. Robin Limpdick coughed and sputtered and tried to disengage but both Jacques and Francois kept him on task for several minutes. Finally, the time bandit pushed him away with a dissatisfied grunt.

“I would say we score one for Brandi. There’s no way she could do worse than you just did.”

“Hah—why don’t you force her to do it then?” Limpdick sounded almost hysterical. He crawled over to his captain and cowered like a lost child. “I know why you don’t—cause she’s not going to do it for you either, nancy boy. You’ve already done a deal with Robin Manhood and this is just to humiliate me and the crew of the Longdong.”

“Ith thith all a thet-up?” cried Azzwards. “You two-timed uth, Thwallowth?”

“No, this is a fair test.” Swallows accepted a silken scarf from his companion and wiped his cock dry. “Brandi must demonstrate she can follow orders as well.”

Before he could say it, I was down on my knees in front of him and easing his length down my throat. His gasp of pleasure gave him all the evidence he needed to know that I would followed his commands without questioning. I quickened the stroke of my hand and the flickering of my tongue, searching out his anus with my finger to offer him further stimulation. I felt his whole body shudder as his cum began to rise… He leaned back into his companion’s waiting arms and shot his semen across my face and breasts, begging for me to lick the last of it from his quivering member.

Our onlookers all clapped and sighed. Several began to undress and pleasure themselves or others. I looked for my Robin but couldn’t see him for the milling of bodies and the frantic rearranging of furniture and throw pillows.

“Good…very good,” Swallows said, a relaxed grin spreading across his features. He sat down on a proffered chair and handed me the scarf to wipe the stickiness from my skin. “You follow orders promptly and without questions. The Interdimensional Time Bandits Syndicate would find you to be a most loyal and competent officer, Brandi Whyne.”

“Thank you, Captain Swallows.” I stood and saluted. “Is there anything else you’d like me to do for you, sir?”

“Oh, I sure there is something, but first we must give your opponent a chance to prove himself. It’s only fair.”


Yes, it's only fair that if you want to learn what happens next, you purchase and read... Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures: Chapter 6--Kidnapped by Time Bandits! now available from eXtasy Books: http://tinyurl.com/brandiwhyne6